Kyoto's Hidden Gem: SlowTime Hotel — Unwind in Luxury (Kyoto, Japan)
Kyoto's Hidden Gem: SlowTime Hotel — Unwind in Luxury - A Review (and a Confession)
Okay, so let's be real. I’m not some polished travel blogger who’s seen it all. I’m just me, a slightly stressed-out human who needed a serious dose of zen, and Kyoto's SlowTime Hotel promised exactly that. And honestly? It delivered. Big time.
The Vibe: More "Chill Zen Master" Than "Stuffy Hotelier"
From the moment you step through the door – which by the way, is a pretty impressive door – you feel it. This isn't some cookie-cutter hotel. SlowTime feels designed to slow you down. It’s all smooth lines, minimalist décor with a hint of traditional Japanese, and an overwhelming sense of calm. Forget the usual hotel hustle, this place whispers, "breathe."
Accessibility & Oh-So-Important Practicalities
Alright, let’s get the boring stuff out of the way so we can get to the good bits.
- Accessibility: They do have facilities for disabled guests. I didn’t personally need them, but I peeked in and it looked well-equipped. I'll give them a solid thumbs up on the front of being wheelchair accessible.
- Internet (Because, Let's Be Honest, We Need It): FREE Wi-Fi in the rooms? Hallelujah! And it actually works. No more buffering hellscapes when you're trying to Instagram your matcha latte. They also had basic LAN connections if you're old school. Wi-Fi in public areas? Yep. Solid.
- Cleanliness & Safety (In the Time of the Apocalypse): Seriously, these guys took it seriously. They use anti-viral cleaning products, have daily disinfection in common areas, and the staff are trained like ninjas in safety protocols. Rooms sanitized between stays? Check. Basically, you can relax knowing they've got your back, germ-wise. I even saw them sterilizing equipment which is rare!
- Check-in/Out: Contactless and express options. Score. Especially if, like me, you're desperate to get straight to the spa.
My (Highly Subjective) Journey Through Luxury… with a few minor hiccups…
Okay, so let’s talk about the good stuff. I'm not going to lie, I was drawn to the spa like a moth to a flame.
The Spa: My Body's Happy Place
The spa at SlowTime is a freaking revelation. I spent an entire afternoon there, and I'm not even slightly ashamed. There's this:
- The Pool with a View: Infinity pool? Nope. Pool with a view, a spectacular view. So breathtaking I almost forgot to breathe. It's outdoor and just… magical.
- The Sauna and Steam Room: Standard, but top-notch. Perfect for sweating out all the stress of, you know, existing.
- Massage: This is where it gets interesting. They offer a Swedish massage but trust me, the masseuse, was very good, I didn't want it to end!
- Body Wrap and Body Scrub: Oh man… I went for the body wrap… The scent of the products… was… chef's kiss I felt like a newborn, wrapped in silk and ready to face the world (or, at least, another cup of green tea).
Pacing note: Sometimes the spa is just too good to not explore it further.
Dining & Drinking: Fueling the Relaxation Machine
They had:
A la carte in Restaurant: A great option to get what you want.
Asian Breakfast and Cuisine: Excellent! I had the Asian breakfast, this was so delicious.
Bar and Poolside Bar: Perfect for a nightcap (or two).
Coffee Shop: Coffee was good, but the desserts? Swoon. So very good.
Restaurants: Yes! There are some, but they're not bad priced.
Room Service (24-hour): Because sometimes, you just need a giant plate of fries at 2 am. And they delivered. And it was perfect.
And the buffet, it was a buffet I’m still dreaming of to this day. The buffet in the restaurant was a delicious dream.
Rooms: My Personal Sanctuary
My room? Bliss. A king-sized bed, blackout curtains (essential for beating jet lag), a killer view, and a bathroom that felt like a private spa. I was very happy in my room:
- Air conditioning, but it worked like it should!
- All the usuals + Extras: Air conditioning, safe, coffee maker, mini bar, hair dryer, bathrobes, slippers… the works.
- The Window That Opens… I'm a simple woman.
- The Really Comfy Bed: Let's be honest, this is important.
- The extra long bed - you never know what you might need.
The "Things to Do" (Outside the Spa): Because, You Know, Life
SlowTime's not just about chilling (though, let's be honest, that's a big part of the appeal). They've got a few things to keep you busy:
- Fitness Center & Gym/Fitness: For those who feel guilty about all the pastries.
- Meeting/Banquet Facilities: For those who desperately want to invite their friends but also keep to themselves.
- Shrine: Yep, there's a small one on the property. It's a nice touch.
The Less-Than-Perfect Bits (Because Nobody's Perfect)
Okay, full disclosure:
- The Coffee… I mentioned it was good, but I've had better. The hotel coffee was a sad, minor, disappointment.
- The “Happy Hour” Was less… happy and more… meh. The cocktails weren't bad, but they weren't mind-blowing either.
The Verdict: Go. Just Go.
Look, I'm not going to lie. I almost didn't write this review. I kind of wanted to keep SlowTime all to myself. But it's too good not to share. If you're looking for a place to truly unwind, to escape the noise, to be pampered, and to feel like you've stumbled upon a secret paradise, book your stay at SlowTime Hotel. You won't regret it. It's worth every single yen.
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P.S. Seriously, book the spa package. You can thank me later.
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Alright, buckle up buttercup, because this isn't your grandma's perfectly-formatted itinerary. This is the SlowTime Hotel Kyoto itinerary, distilled through my brain, which is currently operating on about three cups of coffee and a healthy dose of "I can't believe I'm actually doing this."
SlowTime Hotel Kyoto: A Messy, Marvelous Meander (7 Days, Pray for Me)
Day 1: Arrival & Awkward Bows (and Instant Noodles)
- Afternoon (Or, whenever the jet lag decides to give up): Land in Kansai International Airport (KIX). Remember to breathe. Seriously, I almost forgot how to breathe on the plane. Find the bus to Kyoto Station. Pray you picked the right one. (Pro Tip: Ask someone helpful. Japanese people are surprisingly patient with clueless tourists. Or maybe they're just used to it. Either way, bless them.)
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening: Arrive at Kyoto Station - a concrete jungle - and find the blasted SlowTime Hotel. It's in… somewhere. Oh, right, around the corner from the… you know, the… checks bewilderedly at GPS …near the temple with the big gate. Good. Check in, try to master a convincing bow (Spoiler: my bows are terrible, and I look like I'm having a seizure).
- Evening: Unpack. Admire the minimalist beauty of the room – it's like something out of a design magazine. Then realize you have absolutely nothing to eat. Resort to convenience store conquest. Instantly fall in love with Japanese instant noodles. They're an art form, people.
- Night: Stare at the city lights. Wonder if I should actually attempt to leave my room. Chicken out. Read a book. Fall asleep before page five.
Day 2: Temples, Tea, and Existential Dread
- Morning: (Wrestle with jet lag again.) Hit up Fushimi Inari Shrine. Those red gates? Magnificent. The ascent? Brutal. My calves are screaming. Take way too many pictures. Realize I'm blocking the path. Apologize profusely (again).
- Midday: Find a little tea house near Kiyomizu-dera Temple (because I’m a cliché, fight me). Order matcha. Accidentally slurp. Face turns bright red. The tea is delicious, though. Contemplate the meaning of life, or at least, the meaning of this matcha.
- Afternoon: Kiyomizu-dera itself. Gawk. Marvel. Wish I hadn't worn those uncomfortable shoes. Attempt to collect divine water from the Otowa Waterfall. Get splashed.
- Evening: Dinner. Spend an hour wandering around Gion, looking for geishas. See a few glimpses. Feel like a total tourist. Embrace it. Okay, my feet hurt. Time for a bath.
Day 3: The Zen and the Ramen
- Morning: Visit Kinkaku-ji (the Golden Pavilion). Seriously, it’s golden. Take more photos than is strictly necessary. Almost get yelled at for taking a photo with flash. Remember to turn off the flash. (Duh.)
- Midday: Ryoan-ji Temple's zen garden. Sit. Stare at the stones. Try to achieve inner peace. Fail miserably. Get distracted by a particularly fluffy cloud.
- Afternoon: Ramen time! Find a local ramen shop. Order whatever looks intriguing (and the least expensive). Watch the chef work his magic. Slurp the noodles with abandon. Burn my tongue. It was worth it.
- Evening: Wander through Nishiki Market. Buy too many pickled things. Wonder if I'll actually eat all these pickled things. Probably not. Get lost in a labyrinth of food stalls. Smell everything. Wish I had a bigger stomach.
Day 4: Bamboo Forest Blues & The Art of the Stroll (and a Bit of Shopping)
- Morning: Arashiyama Bamboo Grove. It's gorgeous. It's also packed. Try to enjoy the serenity despite the hordes of tourists. Secret mission: Find a perfect photo without anyone else in it. Fail. Laugh. Move on.
- Midday: Tenryu-ji Temple (near Arashiyama Bamboo Grove). The garden is stunning, and significantly less crowded. Take a moment to slow down. Breathe. Actually appreciate the beauty.
- Afternoon: Shopping. Find a cute little shop. Discover beautiful traditional fabrics. Nearly bankrupt myself buying scarves. (No regrets.)
- Evening: Back to the hotel. Indulge in a long, hot bath. Order room service. (Because I deserve it.)
Day 5: Derailed Day. Lost in Localization.
- Morning: Okay. Tried to go to the Kyoto International Manga Museum. Got completely lost in a sea of temples and alleys for 2 hours. Gave up. Ran to a local coffee shop for redemption. Tried to order a coffee in my terribly mangled Japanese, and failed. Ordered a green tea latte instead.
- Midday: After a small battle with the coffee shop owner, walked towards the Imperial Palace Park. Enjoyed the vast green, and then the rain started. Ran to the nearest stall and bought one of those cheap plastic umbrellas.
- Afternoon: Was completely drenched. Called it a day and went back to the hotel. The rain was therapeutic.
- Evening: Ordered a pizza from a Domino's, from my phone. It was better than expected, I must admit.
Day 6: Kyoto by Night: Lights, Legends, and Slightly Overpriced Cocktails
- Evening: Kyoto Tower at night. Gawk at the city lights. Take a million photos. Attempt to identify famous landmarks; fail. Decide to simply enjoy the view anyway.
- Late Evening: Find a bar in a small alleyway; find a cocktail that looks intriguing and then… take a sip and realize it's way out of my budget. Drink it slowly. Pretend I'm sophisticated. People-watch. Observe local life. Forget all my anxieties and just enjoy.
- Night: Stroll through Gion again. Maybe this time, I'll actually see a geisha. Or at least, a silhouette. Or a glimpse of a kimono. Nope, but I did find a delicious late-night snack stall. (Phew.)
Day 7: Farewell, Kyoto (Until Next Time) & Airport Adventures
- Morning: A final, leisurely breakfast. Savor the last of the instant noodles. Re-pack. Realize I've bought way too much stuff. Panic.
- Midday: Check out of the hotel. Bow awkwardly to the staff, and attempt to say "Arigato gozaimasu" as many times as possible before I leave. This time, I managed a better bow, and they smiled politely.
- Afternoon: The bus to KIX. Reflect on the week. Remember the good, the bad, and the hilariously awkward.
- Evening: Depart from KIX. Promise myself to come back (and learn at least basic Japanese). Plan for the next adventure. Stare out the window.
- Night: Land back home. Feel exhausted, ecstatic, and already planning my return!
Important Notes (Because I'm Clumsy):
- Transportation: Get a Suica or ICOCA card for public transport. It's a lifesaver. And for the love of all that is holy, learn to navigate Google Maps.
- Food: Be adventurous! Try everything. You'll discover amazing things. And maybe some things you won't like. That's okay too.
- Etiquette: Be respectful. Bow (badly) when entering temples. Don't talk loudly on public transport. Take your shoes off in homes and some restaurants.
- Embrace the Mess: You will get lost. You will make mistakes. You will look like a total tourist. It's all part of the experience. Enjoy the chaos.
This is my Kyoto. Your experience will be different. And hopefully, better organized than mine. Now go forth and explore! And for the love of all things delicious, eat some ramen for me. I'm already craving it.
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SlowTime Hotel: Honestly, What's the Deal? Your Kyoto Truth Bomb FAQs
Alright, spill it. "SlowTime Hotel" sounds… pretentious. Is it?
Okay, okay, deep breath. Look, the name *does* lean into the whole "Zen and the Art of Kyoto-ing" vibe. And, yes, the lobby does have that minimalist-chic that screams "I'm too cool to tell you where the bathroom is."
But… here's the thing. It's not *just* that. It's actually about… finding the slow. You arrive, and the air shifts. Maybe it's the (admittedly gorgeous) paper walls, or the fact that the staff *genuinely* seems happy to chat, not just 'customer service' happy, but *interested-in-you* happy. I arrived frazzled from the train, a disaster of tangled headphones and a bag that seemed determined to eat my belongings. And then… *poof*. Slowed. So maybe, just maybe, the name isn't totally off the mark.
Honestly? Yeah, it's a little precious. But it *works*. And the free matcha? Definitely helps.
The rooms… what's the lowdown on the rooms? Are they tiny shoeboxes?
Okay, let's be real. Space in Kyoto is a premium. You're NOT going to get a sprawling suite for the price of a Holiday Inn in Ohio. However! I'm happy to report they are NOT shoeboxes. We stayed in the 'Zen' room and it was beautifully designed, with a perfectly arranged little meditation corner with a tiny little sand garden, very Instagrammable. The real beauty is the *design*. Every inch is considered. Even the tiny bathroom (smaller than my closet, honestly) was crafted with purpose.
One small thing: Don’t expect a bathtub. Seriously, if you NEED a bathtub, this place isn't for you. There’s a fantastic communal onsen (hot spring bath) on the ground floor, but you've got to be comfortable naked and relaxing with strangers, which I surprisingly was, though I’m a bit of a prude in general. Consider yourself warned!
That onsen… is it *that* good? I’m shy… and a germaphobe.
Okay, deep breaths. The onsen. It's… an experience. The water *is* amazing. Really. Smooth, silky, just… *blissful*. And the gardens you can gaze at through the glass walls… absolutely stunning. But I get the shy thing. Trust me. I spent a good five minutes huddled behind a towel, peering through the steam like a scared weasel.
Here’s the thing: everyone is in the same boat. Mostly. And the culture is VERY respectful. Observe, blend in, and embrace the Japanese ritual (there are clear instructions about showering beforehand, so no germ worries!)
One little hiccup: I dropped my soap in the water, and the woman that was standing beside me was clearly not happy. I got a look of extreme judgment from her. I ended up having to get out and clean the entire pool (okay, not really). It was a little embarrassing but I had to just laugh it off. The onsen is an experience, not a fear-fest; just go with the gorgeous water!
The location… is it convenient for, you know, *actually seeing* Kyoto?
Yes. Mostly. It’s not *directly* in the heart of Gion (the geisha district), but it's close enough – a pleasant walk, especially if you're not rushed. The nearest train station is close, and access to famous temples is a quick ride or even walkable. You have to be prepared to do a little bit of walking, but that’s Kyoto in general, right?
Here's a pro-tip: the hotel staff are AMAZING at recommending things to do -- real local knowledge. Don't just Google "best ramen," ask them! They'll direct you to places you'd never find on your own, with a genuine smile and clear instructions. The staff saved the day for me a few times with some amazing suggestions.
Food! Give me the lowdown on the food situation. Breakfast? Nearby restaurants?
Breakfast is included! Score! It's a lovely Western-Japanese fusion situation. Think fresh fruit, yogurt, pastries, alongside miso soup, rice, and, sometimes, my favorite: perfectly cooked tamagoyaki (Japanese omelet).
Nearby restaurants? Okay, brace yourself: Kyoto is a food paradise. The hotel staff happily points the way to culinary heaven, including recommendations that were spot-on. It felt like they’d each personally vetted all the surrounding restaurants.
The only downside? You'll be faced with *so many* amazing choices you’ll want to eat everything. Which, let's be honest, is what I ended up doing, and ended up with a delightful food baby.
What’s the vibe? Seriously, is it… *too* relaxed? Do they frown upon tourists having a little fun?
It's relaxed, but not snooty. It's more of a peaceful oasis. People are generally respectful and mindful of each other. It’s perfect for solo travelers, couples, or anyone who craves a break from the chaotic tourist swarms.
Fun? Absolutely! You can enjoy drinks in the hotel’s small lounge, and staff are incredibly helpful, advising on the best places to experience Kyoto's nightlife. There's a sense of quiet refinement, but people genuinely seemed happy. I even accidentally knocked over a vase in the lounge, and they brought me a cup of restorative tea, instead of throwing me out. Now that is classy!
Any downsides? Be honest!
Okay, okay, here's the dirt. The price: it's not cheap. You're paying for the experience, the location, and the design. The tiny size of the rooms might not suit everyone. The bathroom situation takes some getting used to. And, let's be real, if you crave constant action and a super-social atmosphere... this might not be your scene.
Also, on one occasion, the room service was a bit slow (but they were incredibly apologetic and gave me a free dessert!). And the walls are thin enough that you could hear the couple next door… ahem… *enjoying their holiday*. Maybe bring earplugs, just in case. (And maybe a blindfold!)
Would you go back? Honestly?
Absolutely. Even with the price tag, the occasional slow room-service, and the aforementioned thinHotel Hide Aways
