Escape to Paradise: La Caballa Beach Resort, Palawan's Hidden Gem
Escape to Paradise: La Caballa Beach Resort - Palawan's Hidden Gem (…with a Few Quirks!) - A Review That's Actually Real
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the (slightly sandy) tea on Escape to Paradise: La Caballa Beach Resort in Palawan. Forget polished brochures and predictable reviews – this is the real deal, the messy, beautiful, and sometimes slightly frustrating truth. And hey, isn't that what we're all looking for anyway?
Accessibility - Navigating the Paradise Pathway (With a Few Bumps)
Okay, so let’s be clear: Accessibility is a work in progress here. "Facilities for disabled guests" are listed, but based on my experience, it's crucial to clarify exactly what that entails before booking. I noticed an elevator, which is fantastic, and a few ramps around the main building. But some of the pathways to the beach and the bungalows? Let's just say they're not exactly wheelchair-friendly. Call ahead, ask specific questions, and manage your expectations. This ain't a resort designed for effortless mobility, but I'm sure they’re working on it.
Internet Access - The Wi-Fi Whisper & The LAN Lament
Ah, the internet. A modern travel necessity. The good news? Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! The slightly less good news? The quality of the Wi-Fi is… well, let's call it "island strong." There were times when I was scrolling through Instagram like a champ, other times when I was staring blankly at a loading screen wishing I'd downloaded a bunch of movies offline. Don't expect lightning-fast speeds. This is Palawan, not Silicon Valley. "Internet [LAN]" is also listed, and I'm going to be honest, I couldn't find a LAN port anywhere. Maybe it's tucked away in a secret room accessible only by a password, but I wasn’t initiated. So, embrace the digital detox, or consider the slower speeds as an opportunity to truly escape.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax – More Than Just Sunbathing (Thank God!)
Okay, here's where La Caballa truly shines. Seriously, this place is a beast when it comes to relaxation.
- The Spa: Now this is where it's at. The spa is utterly divine. I think I spent half my trip there. They offer a body scrub, a body wrap, and, oh, the massages! Massage is absolutely essential. I booked a full body massage early on in my stay and it was heavenly. The pressure was perfect, and the ambiance was utterly relaxing. They also have a sauna, spa/sauna, and steamroom. I didn’t get around to the steamroom and sauna, but will be sure to next time.
- The Pool Scene: The swimming pool [outdoor] is stunning. Pool with a view? You betcha! It's the kind of pool you see in travel magazine, I could not get enough of it.
- Fitness & Relaxation: I’m not a gym person, but the fitness center looked pretty decent. Plus, they have a foot bath! I couldn't turn down the foot bath.
Look, this is paradise. You can't escape the beauty or the relaxation; my own stress levels were probably at a 0.
Cleanliness and Safety – A Safe Haven, Maybe? (Let's Be Honest)
La Caballa seems to take safety seriously, which is a huge plus. They have anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, and staff trained in safety protocol. Rooms sanitized between stays, and that's all great. I even saw hand sanitizer everywhere. They also have a doctor/nurse on call and a first aid kit. There is CCTV in common areas and outside. I also found their safe dining setup to be reassuring.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Food Glorious Food!
This is where things get really interesting. The restaurants are the beating heart of the resort.
- Breakfast: The breakfast [buffet] is a good way to start the day. Eggs, bacon, cereal, fruit – the usual suspects. The Asian breakfast options were pretty decent too. Breakfast takeaway service. I tried it once, but I preferred the traditional breakfast in the restaurant.
- Restaurants and Bars: The restaurants themselves are a delight. I enjoyed the Asian cuisine in the restaurant. Western cuisine in restaurant, but I was more drawn to the variety of Asian influence. The food was amazing, though the service was sometimes a bit… leisurely. Embrace the island pace! The poolside bar is a must-visit. It's the perfect spot to sip a cocktail and watch the sun go down. They have a snack bar too.
- Drinks: Of course, it does have a bar and the bottle of water came free. They also have happy hour with some nice discounted drinks. There is Coffee/tea in restaurant and a Coffee shop.
My favorite thing was the desserts in the restaurant! Oh my gosh, they were amazing. They also offered a salad in restaurant and a soup in restaurant.
Services and Conveniences – A Mix of Helpful and "Island Time"
La Caballa offers all the basics, plus a few extra perks:
- Essential Services: They have daily housekeeping and laundry service. Cash withdrawal, currency exchange, and concierge for anyone in need.
- Extra Touches: There's a convenience store for any forgotten essentials, a gift/souvenir shop, and even a shrine!
- Business Stuff: If you, for some crazy reason, need to work, there are business facilities and they have Wi-Fi for special events.
For the Kids – Family-Friendly Fun (But Know What You're Getting Into)
La Caballa positions itself as family-friendly, and I can see why. They have babysitting service and kids meal. They also offer family/child friendly facilities.
The Rooms - Paradise Within Paradise, and That Extra Cushion
Okay, let's talk rooms. They're lovely. Air conditioning, alarm clock, bathrobes, bathtub, blackout curtains, carpeting, closet, coffee/tea maker, complimentary tea, desk, extra long bed, free bottled water, hair dryer, high floor, in-room safe box, internet access – wireless, ironing facilities, laptop workspace, linens, mini bar, mirror, non-smoking, on-demand movies, private bathroom, reading light, refrigerator, safety/security feature, satellite/cable channels, scale, seating area, separate shower/bathtub, shower, slippers, smoke detector, socket near the bed, sofa, soundproofing, telephone, toiletries, towels, umbrella, visual alarm, wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], window that opens. All the essentials, and then some. The view from my room was incredible, and the balcony was the perfect spot for morning coffee. And there's something about a bathtub in a hotel room that just screams "luxury."
Getting Around – Embrace the Taxi Life (Or Walk Slowly)
La Caballa offers airport transfer and taxi service. I took the taxi service and it worked out well. There are car park [free of charge], car park [on-site], car power charging station, car park [on-site] and valet parking.
The Quirks:
- "Room Sanitization Opt-Out Available": This is a nice touch, but honestly, with the level of sanitization, I'd probably opt in for the peace of mind.
- Speed and Pace: This is Palawan. Things move at a slower pace. Be patient, be flexible, and embrace island time.
- The Imperfection: This resort isn't perfect, and that's part of its charm. The service can be a little slow, the Wi-Fi can be flaky, and the pathways aren't always smooth. But the views, the spa, and the overall vibe more than make up for it.
Final Verdict: Should You Go?
Absolutely! If you're looking for a breathtaking beachfront resort in a stunning location, with fantastic spa facilities, and a laid-back atmosphere, La Caballa is a winner. Just go in with your eyes open, be prepared for a few quirks, and be ready to embrace the island life. Pack your patience, your sunscreen, and your sense of adventure.
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- Unwind in Unadulterated Bliss: Imagine waking up to the sound of the waves, stepping onto your private balcony with a freshly brewed coffee, and gazing at the shimmering turquoise waters.
Okay, buckle up buttercups! This is less a meticulously planned itinerary and more a chaotic love letter (with a few expletives sprinkled in) to La Caballa Beach Resort Bar & Grill in Palawan. Get ready for a rollercoaster.
PALAWAN PARADISE (Maybe… Fingers Crossed!) - A Semi-Coherent Romp through La Caballa
DAY 1: Arrival & Initial Panic (and the Most Amazing Sunset Ever)
14:00 - Arrival at El Nido Airport (ENI): Oh sweet merciful heavens, the heat hit me like a ton of bricks. Smothering, sticky, glorious heat. Finding the van transfer to La Caballa was a comedy of errors (apparently, I'd booked it for the wrong date -- sigh), but the driver, bless his heart, squeezed me in anyway. Bonus points for his incredibly loud Filipino pop music.
15:30 - Check-in at La Caballa: The resort is… idyllic. Picturesque, even. Little huts nestled amongst swaying palm trees. The staff? Super friendly, overly helpful. My room? Surprisingly clean. Still, this early on, I'm thinking… is this a dream? Am I going to wake up back in rainy London?
16:00 - Beach exploration: Sand between my toes! Seriously, the sand is like powdered sugar. I walked along the beach and, being the total anxious mess that I am, promptly freaked out about the potential for jellyfish. I swear, I saw ten of them. Maybe they are rocks. Ugh.
17:00 - Cocktail Hour at the Bar (aka the "Test of the Waters"): Okay, the bar is the heart of this place (and probably my future demise). First cocktail: a mango daiquiri. Perfection. The bartender, a guy named Manny with a smile that could melt glaciers, gave me a running commentary on the local rum. I think I'm halfway through my glass, maybe a little less because I have this strange habit of having too much to drink.
17:45 - Sunset. Oh. My. God. I found a comfortable chair on the beach right in front of the bar and just stared. The sky exploded in colours. Pinks, oranges, purples, everything. I'm not normally one for gushing, but it was genuinely the most beautiful sunset I've ever seen. Actually teared up a bit. (Don't tell anyone.)
19:00 - Dinner at the Grill: Fresh seafood! Grilled fish, juicy. The flavours…oh my god, my tastebuds never had such a party. I think I ordered too much and ended up eating almost all of it. But hey, I'm on HOLIDAY!
21:00 - Regret (and Early Bedtime): One too many cocktails. Now I'm horizontal in bed, battling the urge to sprint to the bathroom. This could be a long night.
DAY 2: Island Hopping & Spiritual Awakening (Probably)
07:00 - Wake-up (ish): Headache. Massive headache. Why, past me, why? Coffee. Now.
08:00 - Breakfast: Pancakes. They saved my life.
09:00 - Island Hopping Tour (Tour A, I think… Maybe B?): Okay, this is the moment of truth. My tour guide is a guy name Marlon who seems kind of bored. We’re off…to somewhere. The boat ride was beautiful in the beginning, but then I realised I'd forgotten my suncream and began to panic. I have fair skin. I was beginning to fear for my life.
10:30 - Secret Lagoon. This place is amazing! There were dozens of people fighting to get into a tiny lagoon. We were all crammed in like sardines. I have a real problem with crowds, but the water was so clear. I just started screaming and swimming. It was awesome.
12:00 - Lunch on the Beach: BBQ chicken, rice served in bamboo, and a side of sand (oops). The beach was idyllic, but eating on a beach is stressful. Sand is everywhere. Everywhere.
13:00 - Snorkelling at Shimizu Island: The coral was vibrant, the fish were colourful. I tried to take a photo but my camera's water resistance was not impressive. It was magical. I'm not sure if my mask was too big, but I couldn't do it properly. Marlon seemed really unimpressed I wasn't great.
16:00 - Back to La Caballa: Exhausted, sunburnt, but fulfilled? Maybe? I have that feeling that I have a lot of sand in very intimate places. (Gross, I know, but it's the truth.)
17:00 - Beach Time & Beer o'clock: Chilled out on the beach, I really needed that. I felt really great. The sun set again and it was a different kind of amazing.
19:00 - Dinner and live Music: The resort had live music tonight! The band played covers, badly, but it was infectious. I found myself singing along, laughing, ordering another beer. I'm not sure if it was the alcohol, the sunset, or just the sheer beauty of the surroundings, but I felt… happy. Genuine, goofy, utterly ridiculous happy. I danced like a fool. I might have made out with a stranger. No regrets.
22:00 - Late night drinks: I ended up chatting with some people from Germany. They were really nice. More cocktails were ordered. Maybe the mango daiquiri again.
DAY 3: Relaxation, Regret, and Realizations (Aka, the Messy Truth)
09:00 - Wake-up (AGAIN): Headache. Again. I need to stop drinking. Also, I probably should have drunk more water. I feel like a dried-up prune.
10:00 - Stumbling Breakfast: I'm beginning to wonder if I can actually manage breakfast without feeling like death. The staff are used to it now.
11:00 - Massage: Bliss. Just absolute, unadulterated bliss. The masseuse worked out all the kinks from the previous days. I could feel the tension melt away. I may have snored.
13:00 - Lunch at the Bar: The burger, so good but I thought I can’t eat as much as I did yesterday. I actually thought I had a problem, what would I do when I got home.
14:00 - Beach Combing & Philosophical Contemplation: I walked along the beach. I thought about life. I thought about how I was going to miss this place. I thought about all the things I needed to do when I got back home. I also thought about how much sand was still in my swimsuit.
16:00 - The "One Last Sunset" Panic: The dread of leaving. It was real. So beautiful. The sunset had to be seen. I forced myself to watch and enjoy.
18:00 - The Farewell Feast: One final seafood dinner. I ordered everything on the menu. The waiter smirked. I didn't care.
19:00 - Pack, or don't Pack. The Eternal Question: The dreaded packing. I hate packing.
20:00 - Final Drinks at the Bar: A few more cocktails (because, well, duh). Said goodbye to Manny. Said goodbye to the friendly faces.
22:00 - Bed (and the inevitable, heartbreaking realization that I'll be leaving.)
DAY 4: Departure & The Post-Palawan Blues
07:00 - Check-out: A whirlwind of goodbyes and promises to return.
08:00 - Transfer to El Nido Airport: The drive felt unusually silent.
09:30 - Flight home: As the plane took off, I looked down at Palawan, the turquoise water, and the memories. Ah, sigh, back to reality.
Conclusion (Or, the Lack Thereof):
La Caballa? Messy. Beautiful. Imperfect. Amazing. I am still thinking about it. I've already started planning my return. If you're looking for a perfectly planned, meticulously organized trip, this isn't it. But if you're up for a little chaos, a lot of laughter, breathtaking sunsets, and a serious dose of island magic, then La Caballa, my friend, is calling your name. Just remember to pack the sunscreen (and maybe a therapist). You're gonna need it.
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Escape to Paradise: La Caballa Beach Resort - Seriously, Is Paradise Really Here? A Messy FAQ
Okay, so La Caballa Beach Resort… is it *actually* a hidden gem? Because I've been burned by those claims before.
Alright, deep breaths. Look, "hidden gem" is thrown around like confetti at a wedding these days. And yes, I'm a cynic. BUT. La Caballa? It genuinely *feels* hidden. Getting there is half the adventure. You'll likely fly into El Nido (which is insane in itself – think unreal island hopping and turquoise waters). Then, it's a bumpy boat ride. Bumpy. Like, hold-onto-your-hats, your-stomach-might-flip-over bumpy. But the payoff? Oh man. It's the kind of place where the only sounds are the waves and the occasional (very loud) gecko chirping outside your bungalow at 3 AM. And *that*, my friends, is a hidden gem. (Also, pro-tip: bring motion sickness meds. Trust me.)
What's the vibe like? Is it all Instagram influencers or can a regular person chillax?
Okay, let's be honest. Instagram is the devil. BUT, La Caballa is mostly *not* overrun with influencers. Thank goodness. It's more… chill. Think barefoot beach bums, couples holding hands, and the occasional family building sandcastles. There was this sweet, elderly couple there last time I went; they were celebrating their 50th anniversary and were just *glowing*. I almost teared up. (Okay, I *did* tear up. Don’t judge!) So yeah, regular people can absolutely chillax. The staff are super friendly without being overly intrusive. It's a place to disconnect and, let’s face it, actually *talk* to the people you came with.
The bungalows... are they actually comfortable? And what about the air conditioning? (Please say there's air conditioning!)
Alright, let's talk bungalows. They're rustic. Beautifully rustic. Think wooden structures with thatched roofs. The kind of place that makes you feel like you've genuinely escaped the modern world. There's a certain charm to it. Air conditioning? Yes! Praise the lord! (Or whatever deity you believe in when you're sweating buckets.) It's not *industrial-strength* AC, mind you. Sometimes, you have to give the remote a little love tap to get it going, but it works. The beds are comfortable, the mosquito nets are surprisingly effective (essential!), and the little porch is perfect for watching the sunset with a drink. Speaking of which…
What about the food? I heard some resorts in Palawan have… questionable dining experiences.
Okay, the food. This is where I experienced a major emotional rollercoaster. First: It's good. Genuinely good. They serve fresh seafood, Filipino dishes, and Western comfort food. The breakfasts are fantastic. Fresh fruit, eggs cooked to order, and strong coffee that actually wakes you up. But… the *wait times*! Oh my god, the wait times! I swear, I once ordered a burger and waited nearly an hour. I mean, I was on island time, so I tried to chill, but my stomach was rumbling like a volcano. (This is a good time to mention I'm very hangry when hungry.) On the plus side, the view from the restaurant is stunning. But bring a book. And maybe some snacks. Just in case. And the *prices*! It's resort life, so be prepared for some sticker shock. It's worth it, mostly, but plan your budget accordingly.
Is there anything to *do* there besides just… sit on a beach? Because I get bored easily.
"Besides sit on a beach?!" I get it, but the beach is pretty epic. Fine, okay, here's the deal. There's snorkeling. The coral is vibrant, and you'll see tons of fish. I saw a sea turtle last time! It was magical! There's kayaking, paddleboarding. They offer island hopping tours, which are an absolute must. The lagoons around El Nido are phenomenal. You can hike, although be warned, it's hot and humid. But honestly? Most of the time, I just chilled. Read a book, napped in a hammock, watched the sunset. It’s the perfect place to do *nothing* and feel completely okay with it. That, my friend, is a rare and beautiful thing. Sometimes the boat trips weren't amazing. (I got horribly seasick once. Learned my lesson.) The *real* highlight, in my opinion, is the sheer lack of distractions. There's no Wi-Fi (or it's spotty at best), so you're forced to… interact with actual humans. It's a refreshing change, and you might even have a profound thought or two.
Okay, I'm sold. But… what if something goes wrong? What's the resort's service like?
This is a good question, because things *will* go wrong. (Life, in general, is that way.) I once had a leaky roof during a torrential downpour. Panicked, I ran to the staff. Initially, there was a little bit of… confusion. (Island time, remember?) But eventually, they fixed it. They were friendly and helpful, even if things weren't always super speedy. Don't expect five-star hotel levels of service. This is more about charm and genuine kindness. They try hard and they truly care. And the occasional hiccup? It just adds to the character of the place. Plus, you're on a freaking tropical island! What's the rush? I mean, as long as they don’t run out of beer… (just kidding…mostly.)
Anything I *absolutely* need to know before booking? Any dealbreakers?
Okay, listen up. First, book in advance. La Caballa is popular, and for good reason. Second, bring cash. Credit cards are accepted, sometimes, but cash is king, especially off the beaten path. Third, embrace the slow pace. Don't expect things to happen immediately. Frustration is pointless. Fourth, mosquito repellent! Loads of it. Finally, and this is crucial: Pack earplugs. The geckos. I mentioned them before, right? They're LOUD. And they’ll be chirping all night. My first night, I thought a tiny dinosaur had invaded my bungalow. Earplugs saved my sanity. Dealbreakers? If you need constant connectivity, forget it. If you can't handle being away from the "real" world for a few days, this place isn't for you. If you're a control freak, stay home. But if you're looking for a beautiful, relaxing, slightly imperfect slice of paradise, go. Just go. You won't regret it. And if the food wait times drag on? Bring your own snacks. Problem solved.
