Folsom's BEST Hampton Inn? (Suites & Unbeatable Deals!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into Folsom's BEST Hampton Inn? (Suites & Unbeatable Deals!) – and trust me, this isn't just a dry, corporate review. This is the real deal, the messy, beautiful reality of a Hampton Inn adventure. Let’s get this party started!
First Impressions & the Accessibility Tango (or, How I Learned to Love the Elevator)
Alright, so first things first: Accessibility. Crucial. I’m not in a wheelchair, but I appreciate a well-thought-out space for everyone. This Hampton Inn? Pretty darn good. The elevator… oh, the elevator. My personal hero. Seriously, I have a love-hate relationship with stairs. It’s like… a mini-adventure every time. (Imagine the suspense! Will it be slow? Will it be packed? Will it actually work? This one did, thankfully!). The facilities for disabled guests are definitely noticeable. I saw wider doorways, grab bars… the usual suspects, thankfully handled with thought. The fact that it’s a hotel chain means they at least try to be consistent with that commitment, which is a good start. CCTV in common areas gives you a feel of safety, which is a plus.
Internet, My Internet (and the Great Wi-Fi Heist)
Okay, let's be real: Internet access is KEY. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! is like, the golden ticket. I mean, I need to be connected. And let me tell you, the Wi-Fi [free] in the rooms? Solid. I streamed, I Zoomed, I even managed to sneak a peek at some cat videos (don’t judge). It’s a godsend. You also have Internet access – wireless. Then, there's that old-school Internet access – LAN. Look, I didn't use the LAN. But it was there. Like a relic from a bygone era. (I'm probably dating myself here.) Wi-Fi for special events is another plus, which I didn't get to test.
The Room: My Mini-Castle (with Carpeting – Oh, the Carpeting!)
My room was a spacious suite (yes, they’re selling suites) . It has Air conditioning, that's a must. I felt like king. The blackout curtains were a lifesaver, honestly. Slept like a baby until my internal alarm decided to go off at precisely 6:00 AM. Alarm clock, grumble. The bathroom… clean, functional, with the expected toiletries… my, my, it was a fine time. I noticed a mirror, and slippers after a long drive is a blessing. The coffee/tea maker was my best friend – essential for a caffeine addict like myself. It came with complimentary tea. It had a refrigerator – a huge plus for stashing leftovers. Hair dryer. Ironing facilities, in case you're into that sort of thing. Not me – I prefer my clothes to look like they fought a pillowcase and lost. The desk was great even if I wasn't doing anything serious for work. The soundproofing? Needed. Especially since I might have been listening to some… questionable music choices at 3 AM. (Don't judge!) I also liked that there was a window that opens – I like a little fresh air.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: The Buffet… A Love Story
Okay, the breakfast [buffet] is crucial. Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Asian breakfast, Western breakfast… Let's just say, I indulged. (Don’t tell anyone. It's our secret.) There was coffee/tea in restaurant. I have a soft spot for the coffee shop. I didn't see a the Asian cuisine in restaurant, but I did see International cuisine in restaurant. I'm not sure what constitutes "international" at a Hampton Inn, but I did enjoy the free breakfast. The snack bar was conveniently close, because, you know, emergencies. The bottle of water they give you is a lifesaver, because, well, you get thirsty walking around town. I did not see any Vegetarian restaurant.
Cleanliness and Safety: Germaphobe's Delight?
Cleanliness and safety is obviously a top priority these days, and I saw a lot of effort here. There was hand sanitizer everywhere. Staff trained in safety protocol. They had individually-wrapped food options. I even noticed Daily disinfection in common areas. The Rooms sanitized between stays, that's a huge relief! The Anti-viral cleaning products are in effect here. The Safe dining setup… let’s just say, I felt pretty comfortable.
Things to Do, or, "I'm on Vacation, Dammit!"
Okay, so Things to do: this is where it gets a little… limited within the hotel. They boast a Fitness center (I, uh, saw it. Didn’t use it. Let’s just say I’m more of a “Netflix and nap” kind of traveler). There's a Swimming pool [outdoor] and a Pool with view, which, admittedly, looked pretty tempting. As for ways to relax, well, they had a Spa/sauna, but honestly, I was too busy exploring Folsom. The Terrace was nice, but I didn't hang around for too long. The car park [free of charge] is good, this way, you aren't paying for every single thing. Car park [on-site] is another bonus.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter (and the Not-So-Little Things, like Dry Cleaning)
Services and conveniences are where a hotel really shines. The Daily housekeeping was excellent. The dry cleaning? Now we're talking. Didn’t need it, but knowing it's there is a win. Concierge? Didn't use. Cash withdrawal? Now you're talking. The front desk [24-hour] is a huge plus. Doorman? Nah, I just like to waltz in and out as I please. Elevator again. I am a fan. They offer laundry service, which would have been great if my laundry was dirtier. They also have food delivery, which I forgot to use. There is also luggage storage. Safety deposit boxes are always handy. Ironing service, in case you are a person who irons. I'm not.
Getting Around: Wheels, Wings, and My Two Feet
Okay, Getting around: Airport transfer? They have it. Car park [free of charge], again! Yes! I found the taxi service to also work for me. (I walked around everywhere!).
For the Kids (and the Kid in Me)
They have some Kids facilities - so, family-friendly. Babysitting service would have been useful when I was kid.
The Quirks, the Flaws, and the Honest Truth
- The Pool: Tempting, but didn’t get in it. (My vacation motto: “Explore first, relax later… maybe.”).
- The Carpeting: I love carpets. Reminds me of home.
- The Breakfast Line: It can get a little crowded during peak hours, and sometimes the eggs look… a bit lonely. But hey, it’s free!
- The Location: pretty close to the main things, so you are good!
The Grand Finale: My Verdict and a Crazy-Good Deal!
Okay, so, is Folsom's BEST Hampton Inn? (Suites & Unbeatable Deals!) perfect? No. Is it a solid, comfortable, and convenient choice? Absolutely. The staff were friendly, the rooms were clean, the Wi-Fi worked, and the breakfast was… well, let’s just say it fueled my adventures. It's what I needed.
Here's the Deal, Folks, and why you SHOULD BOOK NOW!
Ready to experience the Hampton Inn magic for yourself? Here's the scoop:
- Unbeatable Value: We're talking incredible suites, comfort, and a location that puts you right in the heart of Folsom – all without breaking the bank!
- Free Wi-Fi, Free Breakfast, and All the Comforts: Stay connected, fuel your day, and enjoy a truly relaxing stay.
- Safety First: We understand the importance of peace of mind. That's why we've implemented rigorous cleanliness and safety protocols throughout the hotel. Your well-being is our top priority.
- Book Now! Do not miss out on our exclusive, limited-time deals. Mention "Crazy Good Hampton Inn" when booking directly on our website, and receive a complimentary upgrade to a suite (subject to availability) and a special welcome amenity! Don't let this opportunity escape!
**So, what are you waiting for
Escape to Paradise: Kavil Guesthouse Chiang Mai Awaits!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously planned travel guide. We're diving headfirst into the glorious, messy, and occasionally disastrous world of a trip to the Hampton Inn and Suites in Folsom, California. And let me tell you, it's going to be a ride.
Day 1: Arrival and the Quest for the Perfect Poolside Nap (and Maybe a Little Regret)
- 1:00 PM: Arrive at Sacramento International Airport (SMF). Okay, first off, Sacramento airport? Kind of…underwhelming. Like a slightly more spacious bus stop. But hey, it's where my adventure begins! Grab the rental car (a silver…thing. I didn't pick it, okay?) Pray to the driving gods I don't rear-end anyone on the causeway.
- 2:30 PM: Check-in at Hampton Inn and Suites Folsom. The lobby? Surprisingly pleasant. Smells vaguely of chlorine and… optimism? The front desk person, bless her heart, is trying very hard to seem enthusiastic. I swear she almost winked, but maybe it was just a twitch from a long day.
- 3:00 PM: THE POOL! Glorious, tempting, sun-drenched pool. Okay, here's the plan: book to the pool. Find a lounge chair. Slather myself in sunscreen (essential!). And then…the NAP OF ALL NAPS. I mean, that's why I came, isn't it? For that sweet, sweet poolside slumber?
- 3:15 PM: Find a chair. Sunscreen on…and ugh! I forgot my sunglasses.
- 3:20 PM: Okay, the "nap" is a bit hampered now. It is just the sun. Without proper sunglasses, I feel as if I am starring in a low-budget, torture-based film. I get the distinct impression there is a small child actively attempting to create a tsunami in the shallow end.
- 5:00 PM: Pizza delivery to the room. Because, let's be honest, all travel plans need a pizza contingency. Real talk: I ordered way too much. I’ll fight the pizza, and the exhaustion, and the terrible small movie in my mind.
- 7:00 PM: I’m considering changing my review of the hotel to "Not bad." and fall asleep while watching a rerun of Forensic Files.
Day 2: Gold Rush Fever and Existential Questions in Old Town Folsom (and a near-miss incident that gave me enough adrenaline to write a thriller)**
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast at the hotel. The "complimentary breakfast" – a hallowed tradition. The waffle maker is my nemesis. I struggle. There is a man who clearly does this as a side hustle, and I envy him. He gets the gold. Meanwhile, I'm wrestling with a blob of synthetic batter.
- 10:00 AM: Old Town Folsom. The old west? The gold rush? I'm intrigued. I mean, who doesn't love a good story? I stroll down Sutter Street, dodging toddlers and a rather enthusiastic street performer juggling flaming torches (seriously, guy, a bit much?).
- 11:00 AM: The Folsom History Museum. I found a display about the infamous Folsom Prison. I am a little bummed I don't know the names of any of the serial killers. The story of its history is fascinating.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at a local diner. This place feels like a time capsule. The waitress calls me "Hon." The burger is solid. I feel like I'm playing a role in a forgotten movie.
- 2:00 PM: I drive down by the American River. Then the car started honking after I turned the car off. I opened the car door and it stopped. I could hear a loud siren. Then I found the culprit: a fire truck. I have a moment of panic; "Did I run over something?" The firemen asked if I was okay and offered to help me get to safety. I still have no idea what happened. The experience has made me feel like I have a secret past, and for a long time, I wasn't sure if I should laugh or cry.
- 3:00 PM: I'm in my room, considering writing a book.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at some chain restaurant. I've decided to keep my existential crisis contained for the night.
Day 3: Farewell Folsom and a Promise to Return (Maybe)
- 8:00 AM: Another hotel breakfast. I nailed the waffle this time. Victory! Now I feel confident.
- 9:00 AM: Final swim. I'm going to miss this pool.
- 10:00 AM: Check out, return the silver…thing, and head back to the airport.
- 1 PM: Get on the plane, go home.
Final Thoughts:
Folsom, you were… an experience. The highs were high (the pool!), the lows weren't exactly low (the waffle maker!), and the middle was full of just… stuff. I've seen a little of the world, asked some questions, and laughed a lot. And isn't that the whole point? I think I will be back, and I wish you would follow me there.
Moriarty's BEST Kept Secret: Quality Inn Review (You WON'T Believe This!)
Folsom's BEST Hampton Inn: Your Questions Answered (and Some Rants!)
Is this really the "BEST" Hampton Inn in Folsom? (OMG, Is It?)
Okay, alright, let's get this straight. Is the Hampton Inn Folsom… "the BEST"? That's a bold claim, right? Well, I’ve stayed in a LOT of hotels, trust me. From grimy budget motels with questionable stains to ridiculously fancy places where you feel like you'll accidentally break something just by breathing. And honestly? For Folsom… yeah, probably. My gut instinct? Yes.
It depends on what you’re after. If you're looking for a five-star experience, you’re in the wrong town. But for clean, comfortable, and a decent start to your day, yeah, it's a solid contender. Remember that time I stayed at that other place… the one with the flickering lights and the dodgy elevator? This is nothing like *that*. Thank the heavens.
So, "BEST"? I dunno. "Really darn good for a Hampton Inn in Folsom"? Absolutely. And that counts for a lot. Especially when you're wrestling with jet lag and just want a decent shower.
Are the Suites Actually Worth the Upgrade? (Thinking About Those Extra Square Feet...)
Suites. Ah, the siren song of extra space. Listen, I'm inherently a minimalist. I thrive on being able to throw my suitcase onto a chair and be instantly *done* unpacking. But the suites? Honestly, sometimes they're worth it.
If you're traveling with kids… DO IT. Seriously. The sanity you'll save is worth the extra cost. Remember that trip with the nieces and nephews? (shudders). The separation between the sleeping area and the "living" area is a GODSEND. They can watch cartoons while you *attempt* to relax. Attempt being the operative word.
Are they luxury suites? No. Are they spacious and offer an extra bit of breathing room? Yes. Think of it as an insurance policy against cabin fever. And, let's be honest, who *doesn't* love a slightly bigger bathroom?
The Breakfast...Is It the Usual Hampton Inn Breakfast of Champions? (Or More Like, Breakfast of Mild Disappointment?)
The breakfast… oh, the breakfast. Let’s talk Hampton Inn breakfast. It's... consistent. You know what you're getting - the usual suspects: waffles (ALWAYS a win, let's be honest), scrambled eggs (sometimes dry, let's be honest), sausage (again, sometimes dry), and the ever-present carb buffet (bagels, toast, pastries… all calling your name at 7 am).
But here's the thing. I’ve found that the Folsom Hampton Inn is usually…better. Not *amazing*, mind you. Never expect Michelin-star-worthy fare. But the staff *cares*. They keep things clean, they refill things quickly (important!), and I swear they’ve got a secret ingredient in their waffle batter that makes them extra golden and crispy.
Pro-tip: Go for the waffles. And load up on the fruit. Sometimes, I may or may not have stolen an extra banana for the road… shhh, don't tell anyone.
What about Parking? Is It a Nightmare? (Driving Around and Around...)
Parking… UGH. The bane of the existence of any hotel guest! Look, the world of hotel parking can be a cruel, cruel mistress. I've circled parking lots for what felt like an eternity when I was in San Francisco, and I was sure my sanity was on the line! But at the Folsom Hampton Inn? No, it’s not *too* bad.
They actually have a pretty decent-sized lot, and I've rarely had a problem finding a space. Of course, I'm usually arriving late, after most people have checked in and are already settled, so maybe I'm just lucky. But trust me, it's light years better than some of the other places I've stayed. It's certainly not *ideal*, but it's perfectly acceptable.
My advice? Don't overthink it. Don't arrive at peak check-in hours. And worst-case scenario? You might have to walk a few extra steps. Which is what you should be doing anyway, after all that breakfast.
Are There "Unbeatable Deals" to Be Had? (Show Me the Money!)
Deals. Who doesn't love a good deal?! I'm always scouting for the cheapest option, because, let's be honest, I like to splurge in *other* areas (like, you know, the waffle bar). Hampton Inns, in general, have decent pricing, especially if you plan ahead.
Check their website directly – they often have the best rates. Sign up for their rewards program (Hilton Honors, of course!). And sometimes… sometimes you get lucky. I once snagged an amazing rate during some random weeknight, and it felt like winning the lottery (minus the millions, sadly). Try looking at various websites, and compare them against the Hilton website itself. Also, check for special corporate rates; if you work for a company that's partnered, you may get an awesome discount.
Bottom line: Do your research. Be flexible with your dates. And don’t be afraid to call the front desk and ask! The worst they can say is no. And hey, if you do find an “unbeatable deal,” please tell me! I’m always looking. And if I'm honest, if someone tells me about a deal, I always ask myself, is it better than the waffle bar? Probably not, but still, tell me!
This is about more than the hotel, right? Location, location, location! What's around there? (Is it convenient? Or a suburban wasteland?)
Okay, so let's get real. Folsom isn't exactly… Vegas. But, the Hampton Inn Folsom has a pretty decent location. It's close to the highway (convenient for getting around), and there are enough restaurants and stores nearby to make your stay bearable.
You're not going to be strolling to the Eiffel Tower. But, you *can* walk to a few places. (depending on your definition of "walking..."). There is plenty of free parking for any stores you may go to. And, I really like the proximity to the Folsom Outlets. That's right, I said it. And after a long day of… well, doing anything, the idea of a quick shopping trip to buy yet another t-shirt is very appealing. The location also means you are not too far from some nature, so that is a bonus as well.
Is it a vibrant, bustling city center? No. But it's practical. It's accessible. And after a long day of travel, sometimes, that's exactly what you need.
