Tangerang's Hidden Gem: OYO 3354 Homia Residence Review (You Won't Believe This!)
Tangerang's Hidden Gem: OYO 3354 Homia Residence – Honestly, You Won't Believe This (But You Should!)
Okay, alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea on a place that actually surprised me. I'm talking about OYO 3354 Homia Residence in Tangerang. Now, I went in with, let's just say, moderate expectations. OYO, budget-friendly, you know the drill. But wow. Hold on, let me grab a coffee. (Yep, there's coffee, by the way. Details later.)
First Impressions & Location, Location, Location!
Finding it was… an experience. Not exactly the charming, hand-holding experience of a luxury resort, mind you. The GPS was a little wonky, my Grab driver looked thoroughly confused, and for a hot second, I thought I'd stumbled into a hidden, secret garden. (Turns out, the "garden" was just a small patch of green. Still pretty!) But hey, that's part of the adventure, right? (Insert a very dramatic eye roll here.)
But once I was there? Okaaay. Tangerang itself? Not exactly the tourist hotbed of Indonesia. It's more… practical. But Homia Residence? Its location proved to be quite the advantage, especially regarding Accessibility. I’m a sucker for convenience.
- Accessibility: The building has an Elevator, which is HUGE. I wouldn't call it fully wheelchair accessible in all aspects, but there’s a good start, so I give them props for that. There is definitely Car park [on-site]!
- Getting Around: Car park [free of charge] is a big bonus. Taxi service is readily available, but I can't vouch for its reliability.
- Check-in/out [express] – a total blessing after my GPS adventure!
The Room: My Mini-Island of Comfort (Okay, Maybe a Small Archipelago)
Okay, let’s get down to the nitty-gritty of my mini-castle!
- Available in all rooms: The basics are there, but let's dive deeper.
- Air conditioning: Essential in the Tangerang heat!
- Free Wi-Fi: Works great! I could actually upload my Instagram posts, no problem!
- Alarm clock: Good for early mornings…or late nights.
- Bathrobes: a nice touch!
- Bathroom phone: Because, why not?
- Bathtub: I'm a bath person!
- Blackout curtains: PERFECT for the jet-lagged soul.
- Carpeting: Fine, a little older, but hey!
- Coffee/tea maker: Ah, bless! Crucial, especially for a caffeine addict like me. And there was Complimentary tea!
- Desk: Worked perfectly for my impromptu blogging sessions (you're reading it!).
- Extra long bed: Score!
- Hair dryer: Check.
- In-room safe box: Always a plus!
- Internet access – wireless: Again, reliable!
- Ironing facilities: Looked like I'd actually be able to do my clothes, but alas, maybe next time
- Laptop workspace: Yes again!
- Linens: Seemed clean.
- Mini bar: Moderately stocked.
- Private bathroom: Always a must.
- Reading light: For reading!
- Refrigerator: Useful for keeping my water bottles chilled.
- Seating area: Could have been better.
- Separate shower/bathtub: Lovely!
- Shower: Clean!
- Slippers: Nice touch!
- Smoke detector: Safety first!
- Socket near the bed: A godsend for charging all my devices!
- Sofa: For chilling.
- Telephone: For calling room service (see below).
- Toiletries: The basics.
- Towels: Clean and fluffy.
- Umbrella: Helpful for the inevitable downpours.
- Wake-up service: Probably would have been useful considering the lack of focus that I possessed post exhaustion
- Wi-Fi [free]: Amazing!
- Window that opens: Good for fresh air.
Now, real talk: this isn't a five-star suite. (Hello, reality!) But for the price? Cleanliness was top-notch. Cleanliness and safety: Anti-viral cleaning products Rooms sanitized between stays. I felt safe, and that’s HUGE in a place where I wasn't sure what to expect. There was daily housekeeping too! The room was comfortable, functional, and a perfect base for exploring (or, you know, hiding from the rain). It’s not perfect, the decor is a little… basic. I had to get used to it. My bed however, was so great!
Dining, Drinking, and Fueling Up
Okay, this is where Homia Residence really surprised me.
- Dining, drinking, and snacking:
- Breakfast [buffet]: YEP! And a decent one at that! There was an Asian breakfast available for me. Honestly, I ended up being a regular customer!
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: Coffee was good and strong. Tea selection was decent.
- Restaurants!
- Room service [24-hour]: Now we're talking! Perfect for those late-night cravings.
- The Snack bar was handy for a quick bite.
I loved the buffet! I'm very not a cook, so I really enjoyed it!
Things to Do (and Ways to Chill)
Look, Tangerang isn’t exactly Ibiza. This is the truth. But Homia Residence has some things to keep you occupied:
- Fitness center: I popped in, but let's be honest, I spent more time at the buffet.
- Swimming pool [outdoor]: Ahhh, the pool. Glorious, chill, and the perfect antidote to the heat. Although, there weren't many people, and it felt all mine for a bit. Bliss.
Services and Conveniences (The Little Things That Matter)
Here's where Homia Residence really shines:
- Services and conveniences:
- Air conditioning in public area: Essential!
- Cash withdrawal: Very handy.
- Concierge: Helpful, though not overly chatty…which, honestly, suited me fine.
- Dry cleaning: A lifesaver!
- Elevator: Thank goodness!
- Facilities for disabled guests: Great to see!
- Food delivery: Always a plus!
- Laundry service: Yay, no hand-washing!
- Luggage storage: Convenient for early arrivals/late departures.
- Safety deposit boxes: Secure storage for valuables.
- Smoking area: For the smokers, and away from the non-smokers.
- For the kids:
- Family/child friendly: Yes, definitely a good option for families.
- Babysitting service: Not sure about the details, but nice to know it's available.
Cleanliness and Safety: Because, You Know, #COVID
Okay, let's talk about the elephant in the room. COVID. Homia Residence clearly takes safety seriously.
- Cleanliness and safety:
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Makes me feel better!
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Reassuring.
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: Enforced where possible.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Visible.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Good!
The Not-So-Perfect Bits (Because Honesty Is the Best Policy)
Now, I can't pretend everything was perfect. There are a few things:
- Rooms could use a bit of a refresh in terms of decor. But hey, for the price, I can live with it!
- The "view" from my room was of another building. But again, not a deal-breaker.
The Verdict: Believe the Hype!
So, is OYO 3354 Homia Residence a hidden gem? Absolutely. I won't lie to you, I don't know what the exterior looks like, because I walked into the lobby totally exhausted. But for the price, the location, the cleanliness, and the surprisingly good breakfast, it's a winner. It's not a luxury resort, but it's comfortable, safe, and a great base for exploring Tangerang. Or, you know, hiding from the world for a few days.
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The (Highly Unreliable) Homia Residence Tangerang Adventure: A Thrillingly Messy Itinerary
Day 1: Arrival and the Crushing Weight of Jet Lag (aka Jakarta's Grime and Glitter)
- 6:00 AM (Or Thereabouts, Who's Counting?): Touchdown at Soekarno-Hatta International Airport (CGK). Arrive bleary-eyed, ready to conquer… a taxi. Finding one that doesn't try to gouge you is the first test of your mettle. Negotiating is an art form. I’m terrible at it. My soul just withers a bit.
- 7:30 AM: Taxi ride to Homia Residence in Tangerang. The Jakarta traffic. Oh, the traffic. Consider it a forced meditation session, only with exhaust fumes and the incessant honking of motorcycles. Try to spot something beautiful in the sea of vehicles. Maybe a cool scooter. Maybe a stray cat.
- 9:00 AM (Maybe): Check-in. Pray the room is vaguely resembling the pictures online and not a damp, cockroach-infested purgatory. My internal monologue: “Please, God, let it not have those giant Indonesian cockroaches…” I've had nightmares, okay?
- 9:30 AM: Dropping the luggage, getting the room. Take a shower, unpack, and lay down. The bed is my friend. The bed is my life. I can see what time it is at this moment. I'm not going to lay the whole day, it's alright.
- 11:00 AM: Okay, get up. Get out. Lunchtime! The nearest warung beckons. This is where it gets interesting. Trying to order something, anything, without sounding like a complete idiot who doesn't understand a single word of Bahasa Indonesia. That is me every single time.
- 12:30 PM - 3:00 PM: Embrace the nap. Jet lag is a beast. It's an existential crisis in the guise of sleepiness. Accept your fate. Dream of… gado-gado?
- 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Walk around the neighborhood of Homia Residence. Explore the sights and sounds. Check out the local market. Maybe you will find your own Indonesian coffee.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner and back to the hotel.
Day 2: Tangerang's Treasures (or, "When Did I Sign Up for a Geography Lesson?")
- 9:00 AM (ish): Wake up. Realize you've slept through your alarm. Again.
- 9:30 AM: Head to somewhere popular like Museum Benteng Heritage.
- 12:00 PM: The food. The food is calling. Find some Indonesian food, I will be happy.
- 2:00 PM: Go to the next place, maybe Tangerang City Mall.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner and back to the hotel.
Day 3: Departure and the Unfulfilled Dreams of a Perfect Trip
- 8:00 AM: Wake up. Pack your things.
- 9:00 AM: Enjoy breakfast.
- 10:00 AM: Check Out.
- 11:00 AM: Head over to the airport.
- 1:00 PM: Catch your flight or take another trip.
- 2:00 PM: Take a nap.
- 3:00 PM: Wake up. Eat something.
- 4:00 PM: Go to your apartment, and rest.
Ramblings and Realities:
- The Food: The food in Indonesia is glorious. The smell of it alone. The aroma of nasi goreng sizzling. I love the food. It is amazing.
- The Language Barrier: Trying to communicate is a comedy of errors. Learn a few basic phrases. You'll butcher them, but people will appreciate the effort.
- The Hygiene: Be prepared for a different level of hygiene. Embrace the uncertainty. Carry hand sanitizer.
- The Unexpected: Expect the unexpected. Things don’t always go as planned. That's kind of the fun of it, right?
Final Thoughts:
This itinerary is just a suggestion. Go with the flow. Get lost. Be open to the chaos. Embrace the imperfections. That's where the real stories (and the best memories) are made. And for the love of all that is holy, try not to get eaten by a giant cockroach. Okay? Wish me luck, I'm going to need it.
Happy travels! Or, as they say in Indonesia, Selamat Jalan! (Have a good journey!)
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OYO 3354 Homia Residence: Tangerang's… *Hidden* Gem? (My Brain's Still Processing)
My Answer: Okay, first things first, "hidden gem"? Yeah, in the sense of, you might need a compass, a map, and maybe a local guide to even *find* the darn thing. It's tucked away in a maze of… well, it *feels* like a maze. Finding the place was half the adventure. I swear, I almost ended up on a chicken farm before I saw the faded "Homia Residence" sign.
So, gem? That's a call I’m still making. It’s got potential, like a diamond in the rough… or, you know, a slightly tarnished silver trinket. Hidden? Absolutely. You’ll be saying, "Where the heck *am* I?" a lot. Especially if you're relying on Google Maps. (More on that later.)
My Answer: The room. Oh, *the room*. Let's start with cleanliness. It *wasn't* spotless. Let's put it that way. There was a… lived-in quality to it. Character? Absolutely. Dust bunnies? Yep. Think of it as a 'lived-in' experience. But, crucially, the aircon *worked*. Hallelujah! Tangerang is a furnace, so that was a lifesaver. The vibe? Imagine a forgotten student dorm meets a budget motel that's seen better days. Not fancy, but real. And the shower? Okay, the shower was… an experience. Think lukewarm water dribbling out at the speed of a snail. But hey, it was *wet*. Sort of.
I remember getting there after a long, sweaty day, and the aircon was a godsend after I almost died in the taxi. I swear I saw a cockroach scuttle under the bed. Okay, that might have been a trick of the light and my exhausted state. But still…”
My Answer: Wi-Fi. Ah, the lifeblood of the modern traveler. Let's just say it was... "present." It *was* there. Sort of. Imagine a snail trying to break the land speed record. That's about the speed of the internet. Forget streaming anything. You’re going to have a lot of time to stare at that buffering circle. Consider it a forced digital detox. Frankly, it's a gift in disguise. You can actually, you know, *talk* to people. Or read real books that don't require a backlight. Or just… stare out the window and contemplate your life choices. I, of course, ended up tethering to my phone, because let's be honest, I'm addicted to cat videos. Don't judge me.
One time I tried to upload a quick Instagram story and it literally took like 15 minutes. I considered just giving up on life and starting a new one. But, you know… cat videos.
My Answer: The staff... Okay, the staff were *present*. That’s a good start, right? They were generally trying to be helpful, even if there was a bit of a language barrier. Check-in? Let's just say it wasn't a smooth, seamless experience. It was a bit rough around the edges, like… maybe they were also learning English on the job? But they were polite, and they were trying. That counts for something, right? I mean, they had to deal with *me*, struggling to use basic Indonesian, so, hats off to them. Honestly, they were probably the most positive element of the entire stay.
I remember once where I needed more toilet paper, and it took about 20 minutes and a lot of miming to get them to understand. They were smiling the whole time, though. Bless them.
My Answer: "Nearby." Hmmm. That's the million-dollar question, isn't it? "Nearby" really means "a Grab ride away." You're not strolling to the Eiffel Tower, folks. Walking distance? Not a whole lot. But there were some local *warungs* (small eateries) that looked promising. Be brave, be adventurous, and try the local cuisine! Just… *use caution*. Maybe scope out the place before you commit to a whole meal. You know, just in case. Tangerang itself? It's… a city. Not exactly a tourist mecca. But that’s part of the charm, right? You're getting the "real" Indonesia experience. Or at least, a very *real* Tangerang experience. Just don't expect a ton of Instagrammable landmarks right outside the door. Boutique Inns
