Bogotá's Hidden Gem: Hill House Usaquén Hotel - Unforgettable Stay!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! We're diving headfirst into the delightful, messy, and utterly human world of Bogotá's Hill House Usaquén Hotel. Forget pristine, let's get real. This isn't just a review; it's a travel confession.
My Bogotá Breakdown: Hill House Usaquén – The Good, the Grumbles, and the Glorious
First off, the name… Hill House Usaquén. It sounds like a secret society, doesn't it? Like, "If you know, you KNOW." And honestly? I kind of felt like I was in on a secret. This hotel is tucked away in the charming Usaquén neighborhood – a vibrant, cobblestone-street kind of place – and that already sets the tone.
The "Oh, Wow!" Moments:
- Accessibility: Okay, I'm not in a wheelchair, but I appreciate a hotel that thinks about accessibility. And Hill House does. Elevators – check. Ramps – likely (I didn't specifically scrutinize this, but everything felt navigable). Thinking about it now, that's HUGE in a city like Bogotá. Cobblestone streets + a lack of planning = a recipe for disaster.
- Internet & Wi-Fi: The Lifesaver: This is where the review becomes unashamedly personal. I'm a digital nomad slash workaholic. The "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" had me at "hello." Seriously, people, it worked. And the Internet Access [LAN] option? Bonus points for the old-school tech heads like me. No buffering during those crucial Zoom calls to the overlords (my clients).
- The View, the Pool, and the Perspective: Okay, full disclosure: I’m a sucker for a Pool with a View. And this one? Chef’s kiss. It’s not some gargantuan, Olympic-sized monstrosity. It's a perfectly sized, inviting haven to relax and escape the city noise. I spent a whole afternoon there, just being. I even thought about splashing around in the pool, and getting to it via the elevator was also a plus.
Dining, Drinking, and Dodging the Diet Gods:
- Breakfast Bonanza: Ah, breakfast. My daily ritual. Breakfast [buffet] and Asian breakfast… what a treat! I can't go without my coffee! They had it covered. I had to choose my own. Their coffee shop seemed right on point. Seriously, a good cup of coffee fuels the soul. And they even had Breakfast in room, which is my favorite, in all hotels.
- The Restaurant Scene: I'm a carnivore. I'm also a sucker for a well-made salad. I'm also open to International cuisine in restaurant. The options are there, the menus looked tasty, and they let me be me.
- Bar Vibes: The Bar always calls my name. A post-work drink or a late-night escape…a well-stocked bar is a comfort, a promise of relaxation, and a chance to chat-up the locals.
Cleanliness and Safety: The Comfort Blanket
- Safety First: This is crucial, especially in a new city! The CCTV in common areas, and Security [24-hour] were reassuring. The Staff trained in safety protocol gave me a little extra peace of mind.
- Clean, Clean, Clean: Let's be honest we're all a little germ-phobic these days. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Room sanitization between stays, are all music to my ears. I can't guarantee they're perfect, but they certainly give the impression of care.
- Essential Condiments: Yes. This felt reassuring. It's the little things, right?
Rooms: My Cozy Little Cocoon
- The Essentials: Air conditioning, a comfy bed, blackout curtains (essential for this light sleeper!), free Wi-Fi (again, a godsend!), a mini-bar (hello, late-night snacks!), and a private bathroom (thank you, universe!).
- The Extras: Slippers? Yes, please! Bathrobes? Don't mind if I do! A well-placed mirror is the cherry on top, allowing me to look good.
- Room Sanitization Opt-out: This is thoughtful. I didn't need to use it, but the sheer option made me feel like they're on top of things without being obsessive. They even have a Do Not Disturb sign which, I appreciate a good one.
Things to Do & Chill-Out Zones:
- Relaxation Station: The Spa is where it's at! The Sauna and Steamroom! It's a real treat. Especially after a long day of exploring the city. I didn't partake in a Body scrub or Body wrap.
- Fitness Center: Ah, the guilt, the guilt! The Fitness Center is there if you want to punish yourself after all those delicious empanadas. The Gym/fitness is the perfect place to work out.
- Swimming pool: The Swimming pool [outdoor] in the hotel.
Services & Convenient Amenities:
Helpful Extras: The Concierge was great. When I needed help, they were there. Daily housekeeping. I'm a messy traveler. Thank you. The Elevator made lugging heavy luggage so much easier.
Business Stuff: They have Meeting/banquet facilities.
Cashless payment service: This makes life so much easier. I paid with my credit card. Very convenient. Some "Meh" Moments (Because Real Life Isn't Perfect):
Lack of "Perfect" Detail: I didn't get a perfect room, it was a bit small. I wasn't that fussed, but worth mentioning.
The Noise Factor: Okay, it's Bogotá. There's traffic. I did hear some noise, but it wasn't a deal-breaker.
The Verdict: Embrace the Messy Magic of Hill House Usaquén
This isn't a sterile, cookie-cutter hotel experience. Hill House Usaquén has character. It's got a soul. It's not perfect, but it's real, and that's what makes it truly special.
My Final, Unvarnished Opinion:
If you want a charming, comfortable, and conveniently located hotel in Bogotá that understands what makes travel enjoyable, then Hill House Usaquén should be at the top of your list.
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- Unbeatable Location: Nestled in the heart of the vibrant Usaquén neighborhood, right where the action is.
- Stress-Free Connectivity: Stay connected with Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Plus, reliable internet access for work or play.
- Relax & Rejuvenate: Soak up the city views from our stunning Pool with a View! Plus, a heavenly Spa and Sauna for ultimate relaxation.
- Delicious Dining: Savor authentic Asian Cuisine and other international favorites at our restaurants. Enjoy a refreshing drink at the Poolside bar or Happy hour.
- Safety First: Rest easy with our top-notch security features, including CCTV in common areas, and Security [24-hour].
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P.S. Don't forget to explore the Usaquén flea market on Sundays. You won't regret it! I didn't go, but everyone raves about it.
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Bogotá, Baby! (And the Hotel Hill House: A Love/Hate Story) - My Slightly Unhinged Itinerary
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your sanitized travel brochure itinerary. This is real life. This is Bogotá, and this is me – armed with a slightly-too-much-caffeine-fueled enthusiasm and a questionable sense of direction. And the Hotel Hill House? Well, we'll get to that. (Spoiler alert: It's complicated.)
Day 1: Arrival and the Quest for Coffee (and Sanity)
- 10:00 AM (ish): Arrived at El Dorado International Airport. Let's just say immigration was… an experience. I swear, the officer kept eyeing my passport like I'd just confessed to… well, something. Anyway, finally through! My face was a mask of "I speak no Spanish" and "Please don't arrest me."
- 11:00 AM: Taxi ride to the Hotel Hill House in Usaquén. The traffic? Oh, the traffic. It’s a glorious, honking, chaotic ballet. I’m pretty sure I saw at least three near-accidents and a guy selling… something… from a shopping cart. Already, I was in sensory OVERLOAD.
- 12:00 PM: Arrived at the Hill House. Okay, first impressions: charming. Seriously, that little colonial courtyard? Delightful. Except… the check-in process. Let's just say it involved a lot of pointing, Spanish I swear I don't know (even though, I'm quite sure I took Spanish lessons at some point, or maybe I dreamed it). And the room? Cute, but the shower… well, the shower was a challenge. More on that later.
- 1:00 PM: The Coffee Crisis. Fuel is ESSENTIAL. My blood caffeine levels were plummeting, and my brain was starting to resemble scrambled eggs. Found a little hole-in-the-wall place near the hotel, ran into a wall of incomprehensible Spanish, mumbled "Café por favor?" and ended up with something that tasted like liquid gold. Pure, unadulterated, Colombian bliss. Seriously, BEST. COFFEE. EVER. (This is important. We'll come back to the coffee. Possibly multiple times.)
- 2:00 PM: Wandered around Usaquén. The Sunday market! Holy moly. So many crafts, so many smells, so many people. I got completely lost (surprise!), bought a ridiculously oversized hat I'll probably never wear, and accidentally ate a street empanada that may or may not have been cooked in the previous decade. (It was delicious, though. Risk is my middle name).
- 4:00 PM: Nap time. Because all that sensory overload is exhausting. And the shower at the hotel? Still a mystery. Also, the hat hurt my head.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at a restaurant in Usaquén. Tried ajiaco (soup). It was good. But I’m still dreaming about that coffee. And the hat. I'm seriously considering wearing it.
- 8:00 PM: Back to the hotel, defeated by the shower situation. (More on that later. It was truly a dramatic event)
- 9:00 PM: Wrote in my journal, with a cup of herbal tea, so that I feel sane and ready for tomorrow.
Day 2: The Gold Museum and Existential Dread (and MORE Coffee)
- 9:00 AM: Hotel breakfast! The Hill House includes breakfast. It's… adequate. (I'm spoiled by the coffee from yesterday, tbh.)
- 10:00 AM: The Gold Museum. Okay, this was actually mind-blowing. The sheer volume of gold, the artistry… it's overwhelming. I was mesmerized. And slightly freaked out by the sheer value of everything. Imagine walking into a room that the bank is ready to give you one million dollars and you can never get out? That was me, but with gold.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch near the museum. More empanadas! (I'm a creature of habit when it comes to street food.) And, of course, more coffee. This time, I found a place that actually roasted their own beans. Heaven.
- 1:00 PM: Rambling Thoughts and Existential Dread: I sat and stared at a statue in the little park across from the Museum and I got hit with a wave. I got very depressed imagining all the lives that will be spent by people that are never able to go and see the treasures I was seeing, all the life the artists gave into the objects, never getting acknowledged, maybe never known at all. The coffee was amazing, but I was sad at that moment.
- 2:00 PM: Back to the Hotel and the Shower Saga: I return to the Hill House and I try to get the right temperature water out of the shower and… oh my god. It’s a battle. There's a lever, maybe, a knob, definitely a temperamental tap. I swear, I got scalded, then frozen. It's a comedy of errors, a waterboarding of the senses. I eventually gave up and took a quick, lukewarm shower, shivering the entire time. Honestly, the shower is a HUGE mark against the Hill House.
- 3:00 PM: Walked around Usaquén again, contemplating my decisions. Did I REALLY need that hat? (Yes. Yes, I did.)
- 6:00 PM: Dinner. This time, I made a valiant attempt to order in Spanish. (Result: a plate of something that vaguely resembled what I wanted, but was actually a delightful mystery.)
- 8:00 PM: Trying to use the shower again. Again, it was a challenge, and I was defeated.
- 9:00 PM: Attempting to sleep, I found out that the walls of the hotel were surprisingly thin, and I could hear the neighbor snore.
Day 3: Monserrate (and a Bitter Farewell)
- 9:00 AM: Hotel breakfast (again… adequate). Coffee? You betcha. Fueled up for a big day.
- 10:00 AM: Took a taxi to the base of Monserrate. The cable car ride up was stunning. The views of Bogotá from the top? Incredible. Truly breathtaking.
- 11:00 AM: Explored the church, the views, and all the little shops. I bought a keychain! I'm going to get back home and I'm going to remember everything from this place.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch at a restaurant on Monserrate. Surprisingly good food, considering the tourist trap vibes. (Although, the coffee wasn't as good as the stuff I found on the streets. Sigh.)
- 3:00 PM: Back down the mountain. Said a sad farewell to the mountains. The feeling of the wind on my face and the sun on my skin was glorious and now it's time to get back to reality.
- 4:00 PM: Back to the Hotel Hill House. The shower? I didn't even bother. I just packed my bags and tried to forget I was a bit smelly.
- 5:00 PM: Checked out of the hotel. (The staff were lovely, in fairness. Just… the shower.)
- 6:00 PM: Taxi to the airport. Reflecting on my trip, I think I would recommend this hotel, just not if you're expecting perfection. This trip had me completely out of my element, but for some reason it was everything I wanted.
- 7:00 PM: Flight home. Goodbye, Bogotá! You were a chaotic, beautiful, and utterly caffeinated adventure.
- 8:00 PM: I slept on the plane, thinking of the Colombian people and the experience I had. And, as I drifted off, I dreamt of coffee… and maybe a slightly less temperamental shower.
Final thoughts: I'm not sure if I'll ever be able to figure out the Hotel Hill House's shower, but you know what? I'd go back. Maybe. After I've recovered from the jet lag and the shower trauma. And, of course, after I've had a really good cup of coffee. That's non-negotiable.
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Bogotá's Hidden Gem: Hill House Usaquén Hotel - The Truth (and a Little Bit of Rambling)
Okay, so, like, is Hill House Usaquén *really* a 'hidden gem'? Or just… a hotel?
Alright, let's be honest, the whole "hidden gem" thing is thrown around a bit much these days, right? But YES. Seriously, YES. Hill House? It's legit. It's tucked away in Usaquén, which is already the cutest, most charming little cobblestone village-y thing in Bogotá. Getting there feels like you’re escaping the city’s hustle, even though you're practically *in* it. And the hotel itself? Think old Spanish architecture meets cozy, modern comfort. My first thought? "Whoa, I accidentally teleported to a fancy hacienda!" Okay, maybe not a *hacienda*, but definitely something special. Not your average cookie-cutter hotel vibe. It feels... alive.
The Location… Does it live up to the hype ("Usaquén, charming village, etc.")?
Usaquén? Oh, it's the bomb. Seriously. Picture this: you step out of the hotel, and BAM! Cobblestone streets, artisan shops overflowing with *stuff* you'll probably buy (and then regret lugging home... but still!), tiny cafes buzzing with life, and restaurants… oh, the restaurants! The food scene is insane. (More on that later… I have *feelings*). You're a five-minute stumble from the Sunday flea market, which is a chaotic, glorious mess of antiques, handicrafts, and enough street food to send you into a carb coma. Legitimately, I wandered into that market *every single Sunday*. My wallet cried, but my soul was happy.
What are the rooms actually *like*? Are they Instagram-worthy? (Be honest).
Instagram-worthy? Girl, they’re *more* than Instagram-worthy. Okay, so I’m obsessed with this hotel room thing - it’s like a personal contest to find the perfect room. I'm a sucker for a good room, I admit it. And these are GOOD. Think exposed brick, maybe a fireplace (or the space for one... I forget which room I had, honestly. I was too busy basking in the ambience.), and the coziest beds. They got that “I could sleep for a WEEK” kind of feeling. And the bathrooms! Clean, well-appointed, and even the soap smells fancy (I may have stolen a little travel-size one, shhh!). The lighting is perfect for selfies, of course. But honestly, the photos don’t *quite* do it justice. It's the feeling of being there that makes it special. One tiny thing, though: I found the street noise was a bit of an issue at night, due to the cobblestones. Bring earplugs... you'll thank me. Which I didn't, and paid a price, so you don't have to!
The Food. Oh, the food. What's the deal? And what about the hotel breakfast?
Okay, let's talk food. Because honestly, it's a *huge* part of why I fell in love with this place. Usaquén is a foodie paradise. Like, seriously. You've got everything from traditional Colombian dishes (a Bandeja Paisa, *please*!) to international cuisine. There was a little Italian place around the corner that was *divine*. (I’m getting hungry just thinking about it). And the hotel breakfast? Not your sad, continental "toast and lukewarm coffee" situation. Nope. Fresh fruit, eggs cooked to order, arepas (duh!), and amazing coffee. The coffee! Oh, the coffee in Bogotá… it's a religious experience. The service was great, too. The staff were so lovely, and it felt like they actually *cared*. One morning, I slept through breakfast (jet lag is a beast!). They saw me wandering around later and, without me even asking, offered to whip me up something. Amazing! Definitely upgrade to the deluxe breakfast. Trust me.
What are some of the weaknesses of the hotel?
Okay, nobody's perfect, and this hotel isn't either. Here's the real deal:
- Street Noise: As I mentioned before, the cobblestone streets, while charming, can be noisy, especially at night. If you're a light sleeper, earplugs are your best friend. Seriously, pack 'em. Don't be like me and have a crappy night, then regret it later.
- The Initial Location Finding: The first time I arrived, it took me a little bit to find it. It's tucked away, which adds to the charm, but can be a little tricky for taxis if they don't know it. Tell them "Carrera 6A."
- The Price: It's not *super* cheap. Worth it, absolutely. But if you're on a *super* tight budget, maybe look elsewhere. Actually, just maybe try to save. It's an unforgettable experience.
Anything else I should know before booking?
Yes! Definitely. First: Book in advance, especially if you’re going during peak season or a special event (like the Usaquén Flea Market – which, again, is a must-do!). The word’s out about this place, so it gets booked up. Second: Learn some basic Spanish phrases. While some staff speak English, you’ll get a much richer experience if you can communicate a little. Google Translate is your friend! Third: Be prepared to relax. This place is all about unwinding and soaking up the atmosphere. Don’t try to cram every single tourist attraction into your schedule. Just breathe, wander, and enjoy. Oh, and definitely try the local Aguardiente, but don't blame me if it makes you dance on the tables! Finally, remember that feeling you get when you're settling into something truly special? That's this place. Go. Just go! You'll thank me later. And maybe we can grab coffee at the fancy cafe down the street next time?
Final Verdict? Would you go back?
OMG, yes. YES, A THOUSAND TIMES YES! I'm already planning my return trip. Seriously. This isn't just a hotel; it's an experience. A delicious, charming, comfortable, and utterly Instagrammable experience. Go. Seriously. (I should probably check if they have a loyalty program…)
