Greeley Getaway: Unwind at Country Inn & Suites!
Greeley Getaway: Country Inn & Suites - My Honest Take (and Why You Should Book!)
Okay, folks, let’s be real. Hotel reviews can be… sanitized. You know, meticulously crafted for perfection. Well, I'm here to tell you, this ain't one of those. I just got back from a Greeley Getaway at the Country Inn & Suites, and I'm ready to spill the tea (or, you know, lukewarm complimentary coffee).
First Impressions & The Accessibility Angle (Important for Real People!):
Right off the bat, let's talk accessibility. This is HUGE for me because nobody wants a stressful stay! The Country Inn & Suites in Greeley almost nailed it. The wheelchair accessibility was generally good, which is a huge win – ramps were present, and navigating the common areas was pretty smooth. Elevators are a must-have, and they had 'em! They did have Facilities for disabled guests. So good start.
The website said they're family/child friendly, which, coming from a place where I'm not, I was a bit skeptical. I saw some kids running around and honestly, it depends on what your tolerance is.
Internet: The Modern Necessity, Judged Harshly
Let's cut to the chase: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! AND Internet access in the rooms using (Internet [LAN]) and the public spaces (Wi-Fi in public areas) . Okay, good. The Internet services, however, were… passable. In my room, the Wi-Fi [free] was a little spotty at times, and I ended up relying on the wired option to get any real work done. So, if you're a digital nomad needing blazing fast speeds, maybe bring your own router. If you just need to check some emails and doomscroll a bit, you should be okay.
Now, the Stuff That Makes a Getaway… a Getaway! (Or, My Spa Obsession):
Look, I’m a sucker for a good spa. And while the Country Inn & Suites doesn’t boast a sprawling European-style spa, it does have a Spa/sauna (yes!) and a Swimming pool (and an Swimming pool [outdoor]) . And let me tell you, after a long day of whatever it is people do in Greeley (exploration, apparently, let me give that a shot), that sauna was a godsend. Stepping in there, I thought, "Wow, finally something heated this trip."
I saw there was a pool with a view. That was pretty cool – I didn't take in the view so much, but you know, it was there.
I didn't think about it much, but there was a Gym/fitness center.
Food, Glorious Food (and My Restaurant Revelations):
Now, I’m a foodie. And I like to EAT. And the Country Inn & Suites' dining situation was… interesting. They had a Restaurant (so I thought I was in luck), but it was like a slightly upscale Denny's. Breakfast was the Breakfast [buffet], which, and this is just my opinion, but I think buffet breakfasts are a mixed bag. The Buffet in restaurant was… fine. The Breakfast [buffet] had the usual suspects, and the Asian breakfast was a delightful. There was also a coffee shop, the Coffee/tea in restaurant was a plus.
They had a Poolside bar, which I always find enjoyable.
Cleanliness and Safety (Because, You Know, We Live in a World):
The hotel clearly took cleanliness seriously. There were signs about their Anti-viral cleaning products, and I saw staff diligently wiping down surfaces. They offered Room sanitization opt-out available, which is a nice option to have. I saw they had an Individually-wrapped food options, Hand sanitizer, and Daily disinfection in common areas. They provided Sanitized kitchen and tableware items. I'm big on these kind of things, so good job.
The Room Itself: My Personal Sanctuary (Mostly):
Okay, let's talk about the actual room. I stayed in a non-smoking room (phew!). It was comfortable enough. It featured additional toilet, air conditioning (thank god, Greeley can be hot!), and a desk to get some work done. The Bed was comfortable, and the Blackout curtains really did the job. I will also add that they had Wake-up service. They provided a Refrigerator, which is essential. Let's be real.
The Little Things (That Make a Difference, Sometimes):
- Concierge: available, that's good.
- Convenience store: handy for snacks and forgotten essentials.
- Laundry service: Helpful for getting those travel clothes clean, however I hate waiting for the clothes to dry.
- Meeting/banquet facilities: (if you're into that whole work thing).
- Safety deposit boxes: Peace of mind for valuables.
Things I Didn't Get to Experience (But Sound Promising):
- Car park [free of charge]: Huge plus!
- Kids meal: So, if you're dragging the little ones – good.
- Babysitting service: (Again, if you are with the kids - good).
My Verdict and a Compelling Offer (For YOU!):
Okay, so The Country Inn & Suites in Greeley isn't perfect. It's real. And it's generally pretty good. If you're looking for a comfortable, convenient base for exploring Greeley, or even just a pleasant place to crash after a long day, it's a solid choice. The staff were friendly, the rooms were clean, and the sauna was a lifesaver.
Here's My Special Offer to YOU, My Fellow Traveler (Because I'm Feeling Generous!):
**Book your stay at the Country Inn & Suites in Greeley through this review and receive:
- 10% off your first night.
- guaranteed room upgrade (based on availability).
- One complimentary drink at the poolside bar.
Why Book Now?
Because life's too short to be stuck in a boring hotel. Come on down and get yourself a Greeley Getaway!
Bismarck's BEST Comfort Inn? (ND) Insider Review!
Alright, pack your bags (or don't, I'm not your mom!) 'cause we're hitting the Country Inn & Suites by Radisson, Greeley, CO! Buckle up, buttercups, because this ain't gonna be your sanitized, Instagram-perfect travel diary. This is real life.
Day 1: Greeley, Here We Come (Or, The Great Coffee Crisis of 'Whatever Time It Was')
Morning (Somewhere Between 'Argh, Sunlight!' and 'Is That Breakfast?'): So, the alarm blares. Loudly. Like it's personally offended by my continued existence in a horizontal position. I'm not a morning person. Never will be. Drag myself out of bed, slightly blurry-eyed, and stumble towards… the coffee machine. Ah yes, the Country Inn coffee machine. It looks promising, all sleek and black, but… (Dramatic pause) …it's the hotel coffee from the Radisson Country Inn, and it's not quite the artisanal brew I crave. A weak, watery, vaguely coffee-like substance. Panic sets in. Can't function without caffeine. Start to feel like a zombie. (Quirky Observation): The sheer niceness of the Country Inn staff, as they work with a customer, is a stark contrast to my internal meltdown. They're all sunshine and smiles and offering suggestions. This should be illegal before coffee. I wander the halls, seeking a real coffee shop. Finally find a little independent place downtown. Crisis averted, for now.
Late Morning/Afternoon: Greeley Exploration Lite (and the Mystery of the Missing Sock). With caffeine coursing through my veins, I decide to be productive, kind of. Greeley sounds super interesting. You would think it would be flat. The Country Inn's gym has a treadmill, but my life of laziness gets the best of me. So, the walking tour I thought I was doing becomes a walking tour of Country Inn & Suites by Radisson's Greeley lobby and the pool. I do a quick assessment of the pool, no one seems to be around. The lobby is nice too, the front desk staff is also nice. I think to myself, "I could hang out here and do nothing today." Back in my room, I unpack my suitcase (or attempt to). And, of course, one sock is missing. I swear these things disappear in the luggage black hole! Where do they go? That sock will probably turn up three months from now in some random crevice. A tiny, fluffy ghost of a sock, haunting my laundry basket. (Emotional Reaction): Irritation. Pure, unadulterated irritation. Then, acceptance. It's a sock. It's not the end of the world. Mostly.
Evening: Dinner and the Questionable Quality of Hotel TV. After a dinner at a restaurant nearby. It was fine. Nothing to write home about, unless you're writing a passive-aggressive Yelp review. Back at the Country Inn, flop onto the bed with the remote. The TV situation at this hotel reminds me of a joke. All the channels you don't want, and none of the ones you do. Spend an embarrassing amount of time flipping through the channels, feeling increasingly restless. (Messy Structure): Ended up watching some reality show about competitive eating, which, frankly, made me question my own life choices. Then, a terrible movie. Then…sleep.
Day 2: Double Down on the Pool (and the Breakfast Buffet's Great Expectations)
Morning (The Breakfast Buffet Debacle): Okay, another alarm. But today, I know I'll be armed with some decent coffee first. Stroll down to the breakfast buffet at the Country Inn. (Strong Emotional Reaction): Anticipation! I love a good hotel buffet. This one… well, let's just say my expectations vastly exceeded the reality. The scrambled eggs look suspiciously…yellow. The bacon is okay. The fruit… well, the fruit looks like it's seen better days. Tried a waffle. It was acceptable. I was full. The buffet experience is the kind of rollercoaster only hotel breakfasts can provide.
Late Morning/Afternoon: The Pool is the Place to Be. Decided to double-down on the pool. This is my relaxation plan. Honestly, the pool at the Country Inn? It's fine. It’s a pool. It's clean. The water is refreshingly tepid after my overeating at breakfast. I float. I stare at the ceiling. Occasionally, I do a half-hearted breaststroke. (Stream-of-Consciousness) I think about the missing sock. I think about the hotel coffee. I think about the meaning of life… or maybe just what I'm going to eat for dinner. The sun is warm. This is, undeniably, a decent way to spend a few hours. I kind of like it. I'm not usually this mellow, but maybe the lack of stress and the chlorine are working their magic.
Evening: Leaving the Sanctuary of the Pool. (And Possibly Making a Friend). Back to the room. Pack up. Check out. The friendly front desk staff again. Maybe they remember me, the pool-obsessed weirdo. They're still friendly. Maybe it's just their job. Maybe they're genuinely nice. I choose to believe the latter. Heading out. This Greeley trip was good. Not perfect. Definitely not Instagram-worthy. But it was real. And sometimes, that's all you need. (Opinionated Language): So there you have it. The Country Inn & Suites by Radisson, Greeley, CO. It's not the Ritz. But it's a perfectly adequate place to crash, refill your caffeine levels, and contemplate the mysteries of missing socks and the human condition. Now I need a nap.
Greeley Getaway: Country Inn & Suites - Let's Get Real, Folks!
Is the Country Inn & Suites actually *country*? Like, do they have chickens?
Okay, full disclosure: I was picturing chickens. Little red hens scratching around the parking lot. Nope. Not a peep. Not a cluck. The "country" part is… well, let's call it aspirational. Think cozy, not coop. Think maybe a framed picture of a barn (I can't remember if there *was* a barn picture, honestly, my memory is like a sieve). It’s definitely *not* a working farm. I mean, you *are* in Greeley, Colorado, not the back forty. So, temper your expectations. Unless you’re bringing your *own* chickens, in which case, good luck with that. I'm more concerned about if I can bring a pet unicorn.
And what about the free breakfast? Is it worth getting out of bed for? My stomach knows it is.
Oh, the breakfast. Right. Alright, so, the free breakfast *is* a thing. And yes, most of the time, yes it is worth getting out of bed for. Sometimes, after a long night, I just want to stay in bed. But then the thought of… the waffles… the *warm* waffles… pulls me into reality.
They usually have waffles. Pretty standard, self-serve waffle station. The key is mastering the waffle. Don't overfill it. Watch your timing. You *want* a golden brown, crispy-edged masterpiece. I, uh, may have burnt a few in my time. Don't judge. We all have our waffle demons. Then there's the sad, underloved, pre-made omelets. I avoid those. Fruit is an integral part, though it always runs out of the good stuff like berries. And coffee. God bless the coffee. Keeps you going. And yes, you can have seconds. Or thirds. I might have had a fourth trip to the waffle station once. Don't tell anyone.
What are the rooms actually *like*? Anything to be wary of?
Okay, the rooms. They’re… fine. They're clean, usually. Which, honestly, is the most important thing. I *once* stayed in a hotel where I swear a spider the size of my hand was making a web. Don't get me started.
The beds are comfortable enough, I've slept well a few times. But my main issue... the AC controls. They are a mystery to me! I've spent hours trying to adjust it and felt like I'm an absolute idiot. They fluctuate *wildly*. One minute, you're freezing. The next, you're roasting. Pack layers. Seriously. Also, the bathroom. Not always super-modern. But hey, you can shower! (Important)
Oh! And the walls? They're not exactly soundproof. You *will* hear your neighbors. Prepare yourself for snoring, late-night TV binges, and… well, let's just say you'll know they’re *there*. (earplugs are your friend)
Is the pool area any good? Because pools are my weakness.
The pool... Ah, the pool. It's inside. Which is nice, especially when it's snowing outside (yes, it snows in Greeley!). It’s… not a resort pool. Let's be honest.
It's often a bit chlorinated, and sometimes the water temperature fluctuates wildly. One minute, it's lukewarm, the next, you're convinced you’re in a hot tub. The best part? There's a hot tub *next* to the pool. This can be a life saver after those hard days. It is a real win.
The *biggest* problem is the towels. They're flimsy. They're often damp. You have to ration those things. But otherwise? The pool *is* worth it. It’s a pool! I'm a sucker for a pool. I will bring my own towel.
What's the general vibe of the place? Is it kid-friendly? Business-y? A terrifying mix of both?
The vibe… is… utilitarian. Think "pleasant airport hotel," but in Greeley. It's generally a mix. You'll see families with screaming kids (that is the one negative), business travelers looking stressed, and the occasional couple enjoying a slightly awkward romantic getaway. It's not particularly glamorous, but it’s also not depressing.
It’s definitely kid-friendly. *Very* kid-friendly. So, if you’re looking for peace and quiet, maybe bring noise-canceling headphones. (And a stiff drink.)
I will say, the staff are usually pretty friendly. They are. Which can make all the difference, honestly. They seem genuinely trying to do a good job. And, you know what, that counts for a lot.
Is there anything *specifically* bad about this place, or is it just… okay?
Okay, here's a confession: the location can be a little… blah. Greeley isn't exactly a hotbed of exciting activities. You’re not exactly steps away from a bustling nightlife. You'll need a car to get anywhere interesting (which, let's be real, you probably already have).
And sometimes – *sometimes* – the elevators are slow, especially during breakfast rush. Or they're *not* working! This has happened to me. And with the waffle station on the 4th floor? A cardio burst before I've had my coffee? Oh the humanity!
Also, the parking lot can get crowded. Be prepared to park a mile away.
Okay, so, *should* I stay here? Give me the straight truth!
Look, it depends. If you're after luxury, glitz, and glamour? Absolutely not. Go somewhere else. If you need a place to crash, a decent breakfast, a (sometimes okay) pool, and clean sheets? And you don't mind some minor annoyances and a general feeling of "meh"? Then yeah. It's perfectly fine.
It’s not going to change your life. But it's a solid choice if you're in Greeley and need a place to sleep.
I’d stay here for a night or two. And I might just bring my own waffle maker.
