Escape to St. George: Coronada Inn & Suites Awaits!

Coronada Inn & Suites St. George (UT) United States

Escape to St. George: Coronada Inn & Suites Awaits!

Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into Escape to St. George: Coronada Inn & Suites Awaits! This isn't your average hotel review, folks. We're going deep. Think of me as your sleep-deprived, caffeine-fueled, truth-telling travel companion. Let's get this show on the road…

First Impressions & The Grind (Accessibility and Safety - Let's Get Real)

Right, so the Coronada Inn & Suites. Sounds… promising. Let's address the elephant in the room: accessibility. They say they're accessible. That's a BIG checkmark for a lot of folks, and thank GOODNESS, it BETTER BE TRUE. We're talking about Facilities for disabled guests, Elevator, and hopefully ramps and, you know, actual accessible rooms. Gotta verify on arrival; don't take my word for it.

Now, the Cleanliness and Safety stuff. This is crucial these days. I'm not just throwing around buzzwords here. We NEED to know if they're actually, truly, deep cleaning. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Rooms sanitized between stays, the works. Hand sanitizer is, frankly, non-negotiable in 2024. Staff trained in safety protocol? Duh. And, of course, there needs to be a doctor/nurse on call. Always a good thing. They say they do all this. Gotta see it to believe it, but good so far.

COVID- Era Comforts (Or Lack Thereof)

So, back to COVID-19 precautions. Individually-wrapped food options are kinda the new normal, thank goodness. Physical distancing of at least 1 meter… let's hope they actually enforce that in the buffet, shall we? Safe dining setup? Important. Sanitized kitchen and tableware items? Essential. Room sanitization opt-out available? That's a great touch. They’ve also got Cashless payment service which, look, is just convenient at this point. So far, so decent on the COVID front. I'd want to see the actual sanitation process, mind you. Don't just tell me; show me!

Living Your Best Life (Things to Do & Ways to Relax – Ah, Bliss… Maybe)

Okay, now we get to the fun stuff. "Ways to relax"… let's unpack that. Swimming pool [outdoor]? Yes, please. Pool with view? Even BETTER. Sauna? Ooh, I love me a good sweat session. Spa/sauna? Okay, we're talking serious pampering potential here. Massage, Body scrub, Body wrap… yes, please. My shoulders are already relaxing. Fitness center? (I might pretend to use it). Gym/fitness? (See above). Steamroom? Ooh, yes!

They don't have it all but the basis is there. However, for the love of all that is holy, check what's actually open when you book. Nothing worse than dreaming of a massage and finding out the spa is closed for renovations!

Food Glorious Food (Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – My Weakness!)

Alright, food. This is where I get really critical. Restaurants? How many? What kind? The Asian cuisine in restaurant could be a winner (or a disaster). Vegetarian restaurant? Score! Asian breakfast? Sign me up. Western breakfast? Also welcome. Breakfast [buffet]? Bring on the carbs! Coffee/tea in restaurant and Coffee shop are essential for this caffeine addict. Room service [24-hour]? My hero! Especially if you need ice cream at 2 AM. Snack bar? Handy for those midday munchies. Bar? Gotta have a cocktail (or three). Poolside bar? Yes, please. Desserts in restaurant? HELL YES. A la carte in restaurant & Buffet in restaurant? Both great options. I hope the Happy hour game is strong.

Let's Be Honest (Services and Conveniences – The Little Things)

Air conditioning in public area? Hopefully it isn't one of those places that turns the lobby into a meat locker. Concierge: A lifesaver for booking tours or figuring out where to get a good burger at 3 AM. Daily housekeeping? Yes, please, because I'm a slob on vacation. Doorman? Adds a touch of class, I suppose. Elevator? (See accessibility)

Facilities for disabled guests: Again, let's make sure everyone can enjoy the hotel. Food delivery? Useful. Ironing service? Because wrinkles are not a good look. Luggage storage? Essential. Safety deposit boxes? Great. Smoking area? Depends on if you are a smoker or not.

For the Kids (Because… Well, Life)

They have Babysitting service. Good for the parents. Family/child friendly? Important. Kids facilities or Kids meal can be a deal breaker.

In-Room Realness (Available in All Rooms - The Details)

• Air conditioning: Duh. (See above)
• Alarm clock: Necessary.
• Bathrobes: Bathrobes? YES! I love a bathrobe. Bathtub: Check the reviews on the water pressure, folks.
• Blackout curtains: Important for sleep.
• Closet: Gotta have somewhere to hang the clothes.
• Coffee/tea maker: This is make or break for me.
• Desk: Okay, I might do some work.
• Extra long bed: Crucial for us tall people.
• Free bottled water: Always appreciated.
• Hair dryer: Because bed head is not cute.
• High floor: Love a view!
• In-room safe box: Good for peace of mind.
• Non-smoking: Please, for the love of all that is holy.
• Private bathroom: Essential.
• Refrigerator: Handy for snacks and drinks.
• Seating area: Nice to have.
• Separate shower/bathtub: Luxury!
• Shower: Does the water get hot quickly?
• Slippers: Bonus points!
• Smoke detector: Again, essential for safety.
• Soundproofing: Crucial for noise-sensitive travelers.
• Toiletries: Because I always forget something.
• Towels: Big, fluffy ones, I hope.
• Wake-up service: If the alarm clock fails.
• Wi-Fi [free]: Essential.
• Window that opens: Airflow!!

Getting Around (Because You Can't Just Be There)

Airport transfer: Nice, convenient. Car park [free of charge]: Free parking is always a win! Taxi service: Helpful. Valet parking: Feels fancier (and might be a must if the parking is a nightmare).

The Real Deal - The Coronada Inn & Suites, St. George… What's the Vibe? (Anecdotes, Imperfections, Quirks, & Emotional Reactions)

Okay, here's where I get super honest. This is where the reviews of others come into play. You need to read reviews of recent guests. Don't just look at the stars; READ the comments.

• What's the actual vibe of the place? Is it stuffy? Relaxed? Family-friendly? Is the staff friendly, or do they act like they'd rather be anywhere else?
• Anecdote Time: Picture this: you get there, it's 100 degrees, you're dying for that cocktail and you realize there's no Poolside bar, or worse, the bar is closed due to staffing issues. That's the real killer.
• Speaking of Imperfections: I hate it when the Wi-Fi craps out every five minutes. Internet access – wireless and Wi-Fi [free] had BETTER be reliable. If I'm stuck with dial-up speeds, I'm probably leaving.
• Quirky Observation: I once stayed somewhere with a "themed" room that was so relentlessly beige it almost drove me insane. "Room decorations" and "Room sanitization opt-out available?" These are important. Don't overdo the room theme, OR go into detail if you're not feeling the idea.
• Emotional Reactions: Okay, here's where I get real. I want a hotel that makes me feel happy. That spa, should it be open, had BETTER have some aromatherapy candles. I want to emerge from the shower feeling glowing. I want breakfast to be delicious. I want this hotel to feel like an escape.

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Coronada Inn & Suites St. George (UT) United States

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dissect my "vacation" to Coronado Inn & Suites in St. George, Utah. I say "vacation" with air quotes, because let's be honest, is it really a vacation if you’re mostly trying not to spill coffee on your itinerary? Anyway, here we go… (deep breath)

Day 1: Arrival and the Great Pool Debacle

• 1:00 PM: Arrive at Coronado Inn & Suites. Ugh, the drive. The desert. The unrelenting sun. I'm already questioning my life choices. The good news? Check-in was surprisingly painless. The lady at the front desk was named Brenda, and she had that specific, overly-friendly small-town vibe that simultaneously endears and terrifies me. I'm pretty sure she offered me a coupon for a "free hug" at the local petting zoo. I politely declined, but the thought lingered.

• 1:30 PM: Room Reconnaissance. Alright, the room. Not bad, not great. The bedspread screamed "budget hotel," but the AC was blasting, so I could deal. Crucial: the bathroom did not appear to be actively haunted. Success!

• 2:00 PM: Pool Time (and the Pool Nightmare). Remember how I said "pool?" Yeah, that's where things went off the rails. I had visions of myself gracefully gliding through the water, a vision that immediately shattered when I saw the pool. It was… green. Like, swamp-monster-inhabiting, algae-ridden green. I swear I saw a frog wink at me. Seriously considering just hiding in the AC and binge-watching true crime documentaries.

• 3:00 PM: Panic Pizza. Okay, so I needed to replenish my energy, so I ordered a pizza. The pizza guy was named Kevin, and the pizza? Let's just say it was "pizza-shaped." But I was starving and desperate, so I consumed it whole. Regret sets in.

• 4:00 PM: Trying to relax in the room. After a quick shower to wash off the sins, I tried to relax in the room, but I kept getting distracted by the "do not disturb" sign dangling on the door. I kept thinking about what my dog was doing at home, probably enjoying a spa day.

• 5:00 PM: The Sunset Quest. St. George is supposed to have amazing sunsets, or so Brenda from the front desk promised through that creepy-friendly smile. I attempted to go, but found myself stuck in traffic. At the end of it, I just took a nap.

• 7:00 PM: More pizza. Not great. Ate it anyway.

• 9:00 PM: Early to bed. I'm old and exhausted. Goodnight.

Day 2: Red Rocks, Regrets, and a Revelation

• 7:00 AM: Wake up, dread the day. I woke up to the sound of the sprinklers.

• 7:30 AM: Breakfast Buffet. The buffet at Coronado was… well, it existed. The scrambled eggs were suspiciously yellow, but I soldiered on, fuelled by the faint hope that today wouldn't involve any green pools.

• 8:30 AM: Zion National Park Prep. (I know, I should have done this yesterday, but see Day 1). Researching hikes. Downloading maps. Mentally preparing myself for actual exercise. Realizing I probably should have trained for this.

• 9:00 AM: Zion National Park - The Drive. Okay, so Zion is a pain to get to, traffic, but I saw some pretty rock formations, so, I'm trying to make it work.

• 11:00 AM: Zion National Park. The park itself? Stunning. Truly, breathtakingly gorgeous. I did a short hike. The views were worth it. I also sweat more than I ever have in my entire life. I thought I was going to die of heatstroke.

• 1:00 PM: Lunch with local. Found a small place and had a local's suggestion, but the food was terrible, so I won't mention it, but I will say that it made me miss the pizza.

• 2:00 PM: Pool… AGAIN (with a twist). Decided I was going for a dip, but the green pool nightmare continued, so I just took a shower in the room to cool off.

• 3:00 PM: The Great Book Discovery. Found a book from the 70s in the room. Read it. It was crazy and very good.

• 4:00 PM: Nap

• 6:00 PM: Late Night Dinner. Actually, pretty good. I got a burger.

• 8:00 PM: Bed.

Day 3: Departure and the Aftermath

• 7:00 AM: Wake up, coffee, and silent promises to myself. I vow to start eating healthy when I get home. (Spoiler: I won't.)
• 8:00 AM: Check out. Brenda's smile returned. I thanked her. I didn't take a hug.
• 9:00 AM: The Drive Home. Finally, the long drive home, the journey itself was uneventful, mostly.
• 1:00 PM: Back Home. I looked around, and it was good to be back.

The Verdict:

Coronado Inn & Suites? It's a place. It's not the Four Seasons, but it's a roof over your head. St. George? Beautiful, yes, but wear sunscreen, and don't expect Michelin-star dining. Would I go back? Maybe. But next time, I’m bringing a hazmat suit for the pool. And maybe Kevin.

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Escape to St. George: Coronado Inn & Suites - You *NEED* to Know This (Seriously)

Okay, so you're thinking about St. George, huh? And the Coronado Inn & Suites? Dude, buckle up. This isn't just a hotel, it's… well, it's a *thing*. Here's the lowdown, straight from someone who's survived a few stays (and possibly left a piece of their soul behind).

Is the Coronado Inn & Suites Actually Good? (Be Honest!)

Okay, honesty check: it depends. "Good" is relative, right? If you're expecting the Ritz, *stay away*. You'll be weeping into your miniature shampoo bottles. If you're looking for a clean, comfortable, and affordable basecamp for exploring Zion and all the red rock glory, then yeah, it's pretty darn good. I wouldn't necessarily write home to *Mom* about it (unless I had a particularly funny anecdote, which I'll get to), but it does the job. My expectations are always low, which is the best way to approach anything in life.

What's the Pool Like? Because, Priorities.

The pool? Oh, the pool. This is critical. Look, it's not Olympic-sized. It's not infinity-edged. But you know what? It's *there*. And after a day hiking in the desert sun, that’s all that matters. Expect kids, maybe a rogue inflatable flamingo, and the faint scent of chlorine and desperation. I once witnessed a full-blown water fight involving a group of pre-teens and a very irate grandma. Pure, unadulterated entertainment. Bring your towel. And maybe some earplugs.

The Breakfast… Spill the Beans! Is it Actually Edible?

The breakfast… ah, the breakfast. This is where things get, shall we say, *interesting*. It's the classic continental spread: bagels (usually stale), a waffle maker (always a gamble), sad-looking fruit, and lukewarm coffee that tastes suspiciously like burnt rubber. But...and here's the secret... I *love* it. There's a certain charm to the predictability of it all. It's the breakfast of champions... of budget travel. Once, I loaded up on waffles, a truly shameful amount (like, four), and watched a guy in a Hawaiian shirt devour a whole bag of mini muffins. It was beautiful. Don't expect gourmet, okay? Expect fuel. And maybe a chuckle.

What about the Rooms? Are They Clean? (Please Say Yes!)

Okay, clean is important. And here’s where the Coronado pulls through. Generally, yes, they’re clean. I’ve never found any… *unpleasant* surprises (knock on wood). The rooms themselves are basic, think motel chic. You've got your bed, a TV, a bathroom with decent water pressure (a HUGE win, trust me). The decor? Let's call it "functional". Don't expect luxury, expect a comfortable, clean space to crash after a day of adventuring. Once, the air conditioning in my room was struggling like a dying pug, and i had to move to another room, but it was handled quickly, i was happy. It's not fancy, but it's good enough.

Is the Location Good? How Close is it to Zion?

Location, location, location! This is where the Coronado shines. St. George is a phenomenal base for exploring Zion, Bryce Canyon, and all the other majestic bits of Southern Utah. The Coronado itself is conveniently located near restaurants and shops. The proximity to Zion is also excellent, about an hour's drive. You can easily jump in the car for an early morning hike and be back in time for a shower and a nap (highly recommended, by the way). You'll be driving, but the convenience is worth its weight in gold.

Parking Situation - Do I have to Fight for a Spot?

Parking is usually fine. Look, it's not the apocalypse, but during peak season the spots can fill up. I mostly park near the front, but the back had pretty good spots. Once i was pulling in, the parking lot was jam-packed. I mean, cars everywhere. I circled around like a vulture, stalking my prey (a vacated parking spot). Then I finally found a spot, practically beamed with triumph. So, yeah, sometimes you need to be patient, but usually you'll be fine. On the plus side, you don't have to pay extra for it, unlike some of those swanky resorts.

Okay, So What's the *Worst* Thing About the Coronado Inn?

Alright, let's get real for a second. The worst thing? It’s not glamorous. It's not the kind of place where you find yourself thinking, "Wow, this is peak luxury!". Sometimes the walls are a little thin. Sometimes the noise from the hallways is a little… intrusive. But honestly? For the price and location, it's a trade-off I'm willing to make. Just bring earplugs, and a sense of humor. And maybe a bottle of wine.

Anything Else I Should Know? Any Hidden Gems?

Hmm… hidden gems… Okay, here’s one. The staff. They’re generally pretty friendly, and helpful. They've seen it all, from sunburned hikers to toddlers armed with water pistols. And they're usually pretty good about keeping the place running. The coffee in the lobby is bottomless. And you DEFINITELY want to hit up the local In-N-Out Burger on your way out. Trust me on that one. Another thing to note, if you're a light sleeper, probably ask for a room away from the pool. And get to that waffle maker early!

Would You Go Back?

Absolutely. Look, the Coronado Inn & Suites isn't perfect. It's not the most luxurious place on Earth. But it's clean, convenient, affordable, and it puts you within striking distance of the most stunning scenery in the US. The slightly-stale bagels, the questionable coffee, the occasional hallway noise...they add to the charm, in a weird way. Plus, it's usually a pretty good deal. I'd go back in a heartbeat. Just don't expect the Ritz. And bring your own decent coffee.

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Coronada Inn & Suites St. George (UT) United States

Coronada Inn & Suites St. George (UT) United States

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